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[theambassadorposts]

Love Black Women

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

[yafavblogger]

Him: How was your day?

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

[whutetdew-deactivated20220131]

Him: what do you do for fun?

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

😂😂😂😂

[meeesshhh]

Him: What are you up to?

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Ladies, keep it going!

[jd-baby-deactivated20210223]

Him: wyd

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

BYEEEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[okinawawgoddess]

🙄

[thetaurusworld]

Him: wyd?

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

That’s the granddaddy of them all!

[soravagemecrazy]

Foreal

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Him: WYD

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

[thenfrankiesaid]

a mf that will “wyd” your ass to death all damn day 🙄

[ariesg0ddess]

Lmaooooo niggas are so annoying.

[chubbloveee]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

The sink one took me out

[onlyblackgirl]

Niggas: wyd

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

[findingmeslowly]

😂😂

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

This is gold 😂

[notoriouslynay]

Lame nigga: wyd

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

[tamaraaal0vee-deactivated201912]

This post funny 😂

[apologeticallyfat]

The fact that even my ugly ass relates to this says a lot. Men are trash

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Dumb ass nigga: wyd

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

[lilbrownnell]

Wait the last one 😩😩 that’s wild

[kingkunta-md]

I am ashamed.

[saaa-raaaah-deactivated20181128]

Him: Wyd?

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

Him: wyd today?

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Like dude shut all the way up, please. Damn near 25 with these 6th grade lines. What’re YOU doing lol

[heyreebee]

Him: “WYD?”

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

[barenakedthoughts]

me: watching the iron giant 😄

him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with

me:

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

😂😂😂

[billionairedreams]

Lame Nigga: Wyd?

Me: Eating

Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏

Me:

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

😂😂

[obssesedwithvagina-deactivated2]

Him: What’s for lunch?

Me: Not sure, I’m still tryna figure out what I want to eat

Him: I got something you can put in your mouth and fill you up 😏

Me:

[hallskit]

Mannnnnnnnnn the accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

At what point do they have a meeting and discuss how these lines don’t work?

[brownsugarbydangelo]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like

after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like: 

“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….

yeah, I got mop from communism”

[kingjaffejoffer]

The funniest shit about this post is there are white people in the notes that don’t understand it

[callmebatty23]

The notes got me crying laughing

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[callmebatty23]

If money can solve all your problems. . . You really don't have problems

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[gayyyisthewayyy]

This will always be my one of my favorite videos.

[legitimatelala]

That was a good idea

[lostgalaxies]

Me: Mannnnn what the talkin bout? “Flip your phone” don’t tell me what to—

W I T C H C R A F T 🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️

[unfortunately-unorthodox]

If you are currently under the influence of marijuana highly recommend you do as the post says and turn ya daymn phone upside down……..

[desingyouruniverse]

[papillon-en-fleur-deactivated20]

*when you have a “complicated name” and the substitute teacher says your name correctly when taking attendance*

[everydayfixxxx]

“2 motherfucking shakes!”

[youngmiickjagger]

@brattylikestoeat 👀🧐

[brattylikestoeat]

That thang tender.

[sh-kira]

Glory.

[blackraystyles]

Turkey

[pettycentral]

[fangirlycupcake]

I’m sorry, how are you “supposed” to dance?

[chickenfarmersan]

[vegangothmermaid]

[quando-quando-quando]

[so-i-am-confusion]

[tastyandforbidden]

[trystanshauwt]

[basil-lemongrass]

[oddly-satisfying]

[im-just-going-to-leave-this-here]

[ifirritationpersists]

[nefarious-porpoises]

[hungryhungryhipsters]

[legal-privacy]

[naturallyglutenfree]

[sweetandcrunchycornpuffs]

[max-res-default]

[quiklube]

[zestypepperoni]

[ramenis4foradollar]

[premium-snapchat]

[trycoastal]

[bergamotcedarwood]

[hearthstoneoffering]

[chockfullochill]

[alwaysbewoke]

[callmebatty23]

[neverthere12345]

[themasterpupil]

Niggas really do be rapist in plain sight, a lot of ya mans are fucking rapist, a lot of ya closest friends, ya buddies dem, are rapist. Let them know they’re wrong and sever your connection to that heinous negative energy, for real!

[desiignercucci-deactivated20201]

This describes most of men on here that try to defend their sexual harassment in girls dms/comments

[welcomingdeath]

night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone

[feministism]

[task-mismanager]

[gahdamnpunk]

Louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[fortheloveofpurple]

you all mad annoying!!!!

[xoxoprincessxo]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[mo-1991]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bat-skull97-deactivated20190529]

Lool

[nelleana-deactivated20250625]

Welp.

[lagonegirl]

^^^^^^

[salabarian]

Say it… Again!

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

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