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dogpuppy

wash him he smely

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

rosecrystal

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

dogpuppy

yuttikkele

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

self-made-purgatories

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

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yuttikkele

I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

alexis-royce

I love how this functions as peer review. Modern researchers have still been able to replace past results. These bitches gay.

officialspec

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

officialspec

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

officialspec

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

shinraalpha

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

aristotlewritesagain

@squidong A+ tags

night-orchids

lucanis is going to kick solas' ass for driving wyverns out of arlathan

persephinae

jack-of-blades

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

technofeudalism

sad i am suspended from reddit so i can't upvote this comment. posting it here instead

bikakirarin

I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

stuckinapril

October 7 still being used as a talking point 7 months into the genocide actually gives me a fucking migraine when several fact-checking articles have come out by now that show Israel was completely aware there would be an escalation that day, that they let it happen because it could then be used as grounds for heightened Israeli terrorism for months to come (not that Israel hasn’t been enacting atrocities on Palestinians for decades now), that a huge portion of Israeli civilian casualty is owed at large to the IOF firing in close quarters at areas where Israeli captives were held, that Israeli helicopters indiscriminately shot at Israelis and Palestinians on that day (bc they don’t actually give a fuck for the civilians, in case you haven’t caught the memo), and that Israeli captives even recounted how the IOF obliterated everyone (including its own hostages it supposedly wanted to rescue) the moment they arrived on the scene. That day Israel murdered hundreds of its own in cold blood.

stuckinapril

Israel even has a brutal “procedure” called the Hannibal Directive, which essentially states that the IOF is to kill Israelis rather than “allow them to be kidnapped by enemy forces.” That day Israel preferred killing its own over letting them be taken hostage by Hamas. This should basically tell you everything you need to know about the IOF’s priorities—and yet this whole thing supposedly hinges on eradicating the “terrorist organization” that is Hamas and “protecting the civilians” that it would rather straight up murder than rescue.

stuckinapril

These are all things the Israeli military does in plain light btw, but Hamas is immediately dubbed a terrorist organization for reacting to the provocations it has been subjected to for so long prior to the Oct. 7 attack. I feel like people who think the Hamas attack was unprovoked are pretty much synonymous with the people who don’t want Palestinians to resist, who want a ceasefire followed by a muted return to the status quo. If you’re claiming you want a ceasefire but you’re not simultaneously for total and complete Palestinian liberation, then I truly wonder what you’re advocating for.

stuckinapril

I say all this because it has been Zionists’ (or genocide apologists’ in general) crutch for so long, but even notwithstanding that it’s insane how people still go back to Oct. 7 when around 1.1k people died as a result of that attack, whereas a rough estimate of 33k Palestinians (and counting) have been massacred as a result of months-long Israeli terror.

And so Israeli forces, which have been slaughtering anywhere from Palestinian infants to the elderly, are simply defending themselves—but Hamas, which is essentially a resistance group against Israeli occupation, is a terrorist organization that must be condemned. This is definitely not a way for western countries to further tighten their grip on resources in West Asia, as well as the stereotypes that Arabs are barbaric terrorists that shouldn’t be cared for.

octoswan

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

octoswan

actually you know what, valid

yeats-nana

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

nitewrighter

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting.

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

pretentioussongtitle

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.