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his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

binatestars

Micolash, Nightmare Host

whimsica

ppl put rimuru in all kinds of identities as they enjoy mashing together characters to kiss and aint nothing wrong with that, but i do enjoy the reading of him as agender asexual aromantic.

like he is routinely considered incredibly beautiful both as a man and a woman but his preferred form is Ball. he is surrounded by people who love and adore him, several carnally, and he is actively dodging out of the way of that.

he loves everyone and is very protective and adores them but the fact is if he had any actual desire for sex or romantic love he could find it with incredible ease, and he does not.

wildminti

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

clowndraws

mimicry

victusinveritas

schlarklezyaoi

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

schlarklezyaoi

hastily-made artist’s recreation in the five minutes it took to get to my stop

smol-fangirl-bean

tendebill

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

alliekills

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

alliekills

kaban-bang

xenosaurus

One of my favorite tricks for designing alien species/cultures is to take a real animal with an interesting lifecycle and think about what that biology would translate to if they had human intelligence

xenosaurus

Example: silk moths as a base species

Because the moths themselves don’t eat and only live long enough to mate and then starve to death, the entire culture is made up of children and adolescents. The older children raise the younger ones, with families being made up of hatchmates from different years.

Because molts and eventual transformation into a short lived adult happen on a set schedule, families have a cycle— when your oldest set of siblings cocoon to become adults, you wait at the mating grounds and try to adopt their newborns after they pass. If that fails, you take any ‘orphans’ you can find.

Because death and birth are nearly simultaneous, they have a religion based around reincarnation, and infants with markings similar to a parent are often given their name. Claiming the offspring of a beloved family member is vitally important, because you want to be able to protect their soul and keep them close.

Because it’s hard to track the offspring of your male family members, there are sometimes major fights when a family sees an infant with familiar markings in another family’s clutch.

Between mating seasons, their culture is extremely food-oriented, because everyone is growing and silkworms eat nigh constantly. They spend most of their lives outdoors but sleep and shelter from bad weather in large family dwellings made from wood and the remains of the silk cocoons of prior generations.

xenosaurus

everyone is really vibing with the silkworm aliens I see

withoutzeuzey

Hualian morning

yehudah

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

they-were-a-skater-gay

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

yehudah

:/

schizm-deactivated

this is so fucking funny

specialstarfish

update:

fortooate

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

the-dao-of-the-zerg

ineedatumblrforthisshit

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time