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Suicidal Scorpio who's addictions include the feeling of orgasms, Bob Ross, and vine compilations.. ♡ this inevitably turned into a porn blog with some random things but oh well

[knivesonstatic]

[nauticalfools]

If tumblr shuts down might as well go out with a bang

TIDDIES

[osanzo]

[nintendette]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[sincerely-julie]

[memeofthesoul]

[deebott]

They deserve the world.

[polarizeglow]

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

[ankle-beez]

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

[snoopingasusualisee]

[italianhoney]

not to be nsfw but i wish someone was playing with my hair and giving me sweet kisses on the cheek and forehead rn

[ampervadasz]

[alexbam]

[french-verbz]

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

[timecouldnever]

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

[whosfuckingbad]

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bisexuanal]

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

ITS MINGUS

[weakpassword1]

He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!

[atlas-prime]

A loud vampire

[prollyright-deactivated20260122]

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

[997]

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[steam-and-pleasure-deactivated2]

Katyuska Moonfox

[reignfall]

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