Rockin And Rollin

[dykecosette]

Drunk Bitch Hierarchy of Needs

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[adhd-vibes]

ok but this literally adhd

[the-worm-man]

the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz

[dragongirltitties]

Attention Deficit Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[jazminesullivan]

DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019

[ysabelmystic]

There’s so much chaotic energy here

[john-mulaneys-left-nostril]

every time a scene like this would show up, the guy behind me in the movie theater would yell back in response.

but i wasn’t mad. i wasn’t even breathing. because i was laughing too hard

[melissa-benoists]

this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever

[theultradork]

The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects weren’t even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generation’s comedy

[thatspectacularpigeon]

This is one of my favorite clips of anything ever

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[the-greentext-guy]

[politicalmachine]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[throughablogdarkly]

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

[aechlys]

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

[reparrishcomics]

( Facebook / Twitter / Redbubble )

[cybersupport]

[antifajanitor]

[omghotmemes]

I nose-breathed way too hard at this one

[thisnameisfalse]

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

[swarnpert]

don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

[darllng]

obert pobert

[badkidgorgug]

obiwan penobi

[thebootydiaries]

Me: goodnight moon

Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be

Me: alright

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[weaver-z]

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

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[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

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