im a bit of a Whoo! girl myself

Megan // 🌈 // 25 // She/Her // USA // feel free to say hi!!!

[digihowl]

if u woke up tomorrow and appeared in a world where the beatles never existed, how long would it take for you to notice?

i would notice immediately

1-3 days

at least a week

multiple weeks - a month

multiple months

half a year

a full year

multiple years

i would never notice

Remaining time: 15 hours

this was the plot to the movie Yesterday (2019) which ive only ever heard abt secondhand, so it made me wonder how long it’d take to realize the beatles are Missing. like imagine you google ringo starr and theres Nothing.

it also begs the question how Different music would sound, but lets say all music still sounds the same there just were no beatles in this timeline

[classicalcanvas]

Water Lilies (1904) by Claude Monet

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[gatheringbones]

victoria and weed, photographer marcelina martin, 1995.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[heathermcnamara]

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[abarbaricyalp]

Barbie and the Werewolf Curse

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[depsidase]

[bakwaaas]

I hear that

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[lastoneout]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[quasi-normalcy]

Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.