Woodn't you like to know...

32 | Cali | Registered Nurse IG: cameronhasawoody

[thecheatinghomunculus]

new reaction image

[rural-panoptes]

[saintjosie]

[damnpharos]

[captain-price-unofficially]

[deerkibble]

[sneakyspades]

[neraiutsuze]

[catchymemes]

[arizonaleroy-deactivated2026020]

Rigged.

[toastbutteregg]

[sevaria]

got a pussy like an ashtray

[sevaria]

[m0on-lightt]

"I never lied and I never faked it

Only wanted for you to save me

Did you find the note that I wrote?

I hid it in the seam of your coat

It was hard to write with a lump in my throat

Do you even know that I can't let go..

Ooh sometimes I feel like I'm in the dark

Ooh I thought I'd die in your arms..."

Cant let go-Adele

[freshpickle]

justin stewart

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mister-doctor-professor-susan]

[songsofwaterandnight]

Same energy

[beserkerhealer]

Are you serious? Right in front of her chicken sees her salad bro?

[only-cat-memes]

[beautiful-divinity]

[catchymemes]

[thewatersofmarch]

[alas-pucha]

why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too

[alas-pucha]

I'm serious. look how magnificent they are!!

Aurora Australis in Argentina

Aurora Australis in Australia

The southern lights exist, the south hemisphere exists, we exist.

[sonlosgatosespaciales]

[cannibalchicken]

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

[itsyaboinixo]

[normal-horoscopes]

it’s spelled disdain not distain

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD

[fanglover]

[memeuplift]

[crippledanarchy]

A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

[crippledanarchy]

The first time My cat saw me getting smacked around during sex, he did Not defend me, but instead jumped onto the bed and slapped me in the face so he could be on the winning team

[arctic-hands]

Okay first of all how dare you make me laugh when I have pneumonia

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]