Not Just A Mother, But A Mother Fucker

This blog is random shit. Check me out on AO3, or not idgaf. I'm Cam, 30. AFAB, Genderfluid, GAY ASF. She/Her/He/Him/They/Them/Bitch

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[parappa-raps]

This blog hates, donald trump!

[hi-imlooneybirdie]

1.2 MILLION REBLOGS??

holy molars im being one of them

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[drizzlesdoodles]

I'm a firm Miranda and Shepard shipper, but Liara was my first Mass Effect love, and I've always loved the idea of lots of little blue children

Credit for the asari markings goes to @peachyatelier. Turns out it's genetic

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[charlesoberonn]

You named your cat "mouse"?

[justjasper]

"location: lucanis" on spite's wiki page is killing me

[that-assassin-ninja-stuff]

😭💀 that’s hilarious and kudos to the person who wrote that!

[beemovieerotica]

[dogpuppy]

Friday morning

[preservedcucumbers]

jesus Shepard slow down

[preservedcucumbers]

Playing ME2 again so this is relevant

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[ebonyheartnet]

Who’s gonna win:

Fork falling on the kitchen tile really loudly vs easily startled mfer w/ a hypermobile neck

[thejusticethatissocial]

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