With All Of One’s Might

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[amazoogle]

getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

[sexyalchemist]

hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

[thyrell]

@evilscientist3

[pwesident]

@evilscientist3

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

@evilscientist3

[thyrell]

SEAN WAKE UP

[christianstepmoms]

@evilscientist3

[nae-nae-supreme]

@evilscientist3

[rottingfacade]

@evilscientist3

[pointnclick]

@evilscientist3

[pwesident]

SEAN THE REACTOR

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[evilscientist3]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

scooby doo taufht me that the sandwich is really really tall but he is eating it anyways

[floridakilo]

no joke i would slay as a youtuber. but that’s the devil talking

[sweatermuppet]

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

[apeshit]

if you were a mouse and you wanted to change the subject you could say “squeaking of which….”

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

actually i want to be alone rn

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

no i dont... hi

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

i think i might need to be on my own rn

[calamitys-child]

It’s always “why did you go out in the storm” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the storm The storm looked fun was it fun

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[squeakitties]

heeheehee *bombards u with invisible beams that unravel ur dna like pull-apart twizzlers* haha hoohoo

[evilscientist3]

Ohoooooo *bathes you in vast emissions of neutron radiation that destabilise the nuclei of your constituent atoms, which in turn ionise you until you are molecularly unrecognisable as a form of biological life* ehehehehehe

[cannibalcaprine2]

can you guys please leave the Walmart you do this every Tuesday and i always have to clean up the biological horrors you leave behind

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Playing Metroid Dread….. Women are so beautiful I’m going to cry and throw up. I’m on shrooms right now. Fuck 

[r0adkiill-deactivated20220418]

i agree. i’m not high i’m just a lesbian

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

That’s fucking awesome……You dont need to be high to love women…….They are the world

[ba2-l]

[ejirobakugo]

[ID // a tiktok with a man sitting in front of a garden with the caption “Normalize never letting go of your hatred” // END ID]

[ewaneneollav]

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

[vulgarette]

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

[cikero]

[greater-than-the-sword]

Full offense but I don’t ever want to have to communicate with a machine by speaking to it. Verbally speaking to a machine just feels icky and degrading. I don’t want to describe what I want into the phone prompter. Just let me press 1. I don’t want to address Alexa by name. I don’t even want to waste my precious human language on a chat AI. It is a rock. It is a piece of electrified metal. Do not command me to address the rock with the conceit that it is a human being

[slowspinningredemption]

yes i may be evil and yes i may be deranged and yes i may be abhorrent and beyond all rational comprehension and yes i might practise dark magic and yes i might be guilty of atrocities and yes there might be no turning back from the horrors i have unleashed upon the world