🌈CandyLand; The Seeker Of Darkness🌈

They/Them lvl 21 (Main Account)

[candyland-xblade]

I AM REWORKING THIS POST!!! DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS THE OLD ONE!!!

I’m thinking on opening requests for one shot/drabbles. I’m a little out of practice and I don’t normally post here, but I’m wanting to get back in the game. Below are my rules:

- I will try to make them one shots, but they may end up being drabbles.

- They will be 13+ unless requested otherwise.

- Character x reader stories are my forte, but I can do character x character if requested.

- I’ll won’t post your name if you don’t want it. I’ll put you as ANON.

- My stories involve swearing. Request if you don’t want swearing in your request .

- Song fics are an option, I just need to listen to the song a few times before starting.

- Romantic, platonic, and enemy stories are all options.

- I’ll write fluff and smut. I can try angst, but only to a certain point.

- Fandoms and characters are listed below.

- Other characters and fandoms may be difficult for me, but I’ll try.

Marvel:

- Tony Stark

- Steve Rogers

- Loki

- Bucky

- Sam Wilson

- Karli Morgenthau

- Helmut Zemo

- Peter Parker (any of the three)

- Vision

- Scott Lang

- Jimmy W💫💫

- Deadpool

- John Walker

- Natasha Romanoff

- Wanda Maximoff

- Darcy Lewis

- Monica Rambeu

- Agatha Harkness

- Nebula

- Gamora

- Mantis

- Negasonic Teenage Warhead

- Collosus

- Venom

- Eddie Brock

- Sylvie

- Mobius

- Ravonna

- Morbius (after I see the movie)

- Harry Osborn (I’ll write for either Raimi or TASM)

- All No Way Home villains (Norman, Otto, and Curt mostly, but I can branch out and do the others.)

DC

- Superman

- Wonder Woman

- Batman

- Harley Quinn

- Emily Locke

- Roman Sionis

- Red Hood

- Joker

Sanders Sides/Thomas Sanders:

- Logan Sanders

- Roman Sanders

- Patton Sanders

- Virgil Sanders

- Janus Sanders

- Remus Sanders

- Detective Sanders (I call him DeLancey)

- “Don’t Make Me” prince (I call him Richard)

- Salior Sanders

- Warrior Thomas

- Remy Sanders

- Emilie Pichani

- Thomas Sanders

- any vine characters

Star Wars:

- Anakin Skywalker

- Darth Vader

- Obi-Wan Kanobi

- Padmé Amidala

- Qui-Gon Jinn

- Mace Windu

- Yoda

- Luke Skywalker

- Leia Organa

- Han Solo

- Darth Vader

- Din Djarin

- Grogu

- Cara Dune

- Jango Fett

- Commander Cody

- Boba Fett

- Fennec Shand

- Rey

- Finn

- Poe Dameron

- R2-D2

- C-3PO

- BB-8

Egos

(Still need to get used to these characters, but I’ll write them.)

- Darkiplier

- Antisepticeye

YouTubers:

- Jacksepticeye

- ItsAlexClark

- Azzyland

- Gloom

- Thomas Sanders

- Markiplier

- Athena P

Five Nights at Freddy’s:

- Toy!Chika

- Glamrock!Freddy

- Glamrock!Chika

- Bonnie

- Chicka

- Freddy

- Foxy

- Monty

- Roxy

- Purple Guy

- Springtrap

- Marrionette

- Ballora

- Vanessa

- Vanny

- Gregory (I will age him up if you want a romantic story)

Other:

- literally any Disney princess

- some Disney Characters

- Some Avatar: The Last Airbender characters

- absolutely no Harry Potter characters

- Nathan Drake (UNCHARTED film)

- Blue Shirt Guy (Free Guy)

- DUDE (Free Guy)

- Mavis Dracula (Hotel Transylvania)

- Javi Gutierrez (The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent)

[burquillos]

On my never-ending mission to project Izuku onto Epic Odysseus

[candyland-xblade]

Hi 👋, My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔

I’ve launched a fundraising campaign with the goal of raising $40,000 to relocate my family to a safer place where my children can grow up in peace and have a chance at a brighter future.

Unfortunately, my previous fundraising efforts were abruptly halted when my account was terminated without explanation. However, I remain determined to keep fighting for my family’s safety and well-being. 🫶

If you could take a moment to read our story, consider donating, or simply share our campaign with others, it would make an incredible difference. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, brings us one step closer to safety and a new beginning. 🙏

Thank you for your time, compassion, and support. ❤️‍🩹

https://gofund.me/fd1faea2 🔗

I am currently in the midst of a financial struggle, but I’ll share this around so others (who can donate) will have the opportunity to.

[aspirateur-killeuse]

[inkwellraven]

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

[knitmeapony]

Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

[candyland-xblade]

Fr, tho. I don’t wanna go into the Olympics. I just wanna hug that wheel.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[chromaticabrasions]

going thru each other’s blogs at the same time is basically sex

[daemontargaryennn]

TAG GAME!!!

Objective: So this is a bingo game from twitter (aka X… fuck you elon) and you’ll just reblog your bingos and y’all can do one as well like “are you your name’s type” bingo and make your own basically. (My English is fucking trash omfg)

TAGGING: @dragondemoness @sugutoad @the-soul-of-a-morningstar @yandere-fics-n-stuff @remy45 @3kiripima3 @r4wrclwz @twilightpentagram @haunted-headset @hystericfae @autistic-beanmonster2 @eternalera @kidron @kei-maki @mssgs-frm-th-strs @br4inr0tx @imjustabeanie @l7k-a @averageenakinnie @haruhar-u @fourtyfourcatss + anyone else who wants to join <3

[autistic-beanmonster2]

oooh now this is a unique tag game

tagging: @hystericfae @despisedhampir @kafkaoftherubble @i-deserve-it-all @loverofmirage urgdhd I can never remember my mutuals names arhfhhf I'm sorry I'm failing you all

[despisedhampir]

hehe bingo :3

this took me way too long to put together sjshsjdkd

no pressure but still tagging: @aahsoup @dajhal @unadornedmeatbag @vampire6bux @lains4lab @angelbvn

[unadornedmeatbag-deactivated202]

why create an alias when i can just be a meatbag lmao

tagging: @ghostgrrll <3 i don’t have many more mutuals that i talk to ahhh

[ghostgrrll]

I have two types and they are polar opposites of eachother so enjoy them scrambled together here

tagging: @probablyahazard @marlow-holly @ghostgir-ll and @hellwithoutycu and anyone who wants to of course lol

[marlow-holly]

Thanks for the tag @ghostgrrll!! I tried lol

NP Tag: @iceclaw101, @changlingrune, @yourcoolauntie, @dissonant-cognition, @crevecoeur3, @im-sylien, @candyland-xblade

[candyland-xblade]

I have no friends, so if you see this, go ahead!🥰

[candyland-xblade]

New book series releasing next month by up and coming author Sherice Drake!! Details to follow.

[fyeahgothicromance]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[octal-alchemist]

FUCKEN

[y4wnd3r3]

WIMDY

[candyland-xblade]

DUDES

[ultyso]

🔹Entranced🔹

My piece for the Halloween KH Zine.

[azure-witch13]

Can you guys imagine if Kingdom Hearts was just a long D&D game and the dungeon Master is just old Grandpa Xehanort being a bastard to his four grand children and their Friends?

“I’m the Villain my darlings I can’t go easy on you can I? ”

[drunkfinalfantasy]

[khfriendlyreminders]

Two questions: where in the timeline did this campaign start and who was the sorry group that joined midway through.

Also Master Xehanort’s time travel plan was him trying to act like he didn’t botch a ton of rolls. Just saying.

[rowlpal]

What happened was there were a few initial campaigns (KH 1 / CoM / 2) and the DM made it seem like it was over. Then they started a new campaign only for the DM to dramatically reveal that it was never a separate campaign, but a ‘cleverly’ crafted ruse that they were playing characters earlier in the timeline and it just so happened that all the players rolled shittily in their encounters.  Things proceeded to go south from there, and for a while the Party just flat out left the DM for a while, but they all made up and are setting up the final conclusion to the story arc at least 5 years after the last train wreck.

[khfriendlyreminders]

Why do people assume it was Xehanort’s fault and not like: Xehanort had a well laid out plan but then Sora, Riku and Kairi did their own thing and he had to accommodate until he was bending over backwards and then the three didn’t want the campaign to stop so he kept it going and was eventually pulling shit out of his ass to do so. The best laid dm plans will always be steamrolled by the players 9/10.

Also Kairi is the player who misses a lot of sessions, Riku is fairly consistent but still misses some, and Sora makes sure to show up to every single one.

[drunkfinalfantasy]

You know, Roxas’ story makes a lot more sense if you think of it as a series of bad rolls and critical failures strung together in a row. 

[khfriendlyreminders]

Axel makes a lot more sense if you realize he’s the guy that magically always rolls 20s at just the right moment.

Lea: I wanna grab Sora before he’s norted

Xehanort: But you’re not even there

Lea: I have teleport skills and high darkness defense

Sora: Please let him

Xehanort: *sigh* Fine, roll stealth

Lea: *rolls a 20*

Xehanort: You manage to snatch Sora just in the nick-of-time

Lea: I wanna sass them now

Xehanort: There are 13 of them and you’re outnumbered

Lea: Don’t care, rolling intimidation

Lea: *rolls 20 again*

Xehanort: …They all sit there dumbfounded as you begin to speak.

Lea: Damn straight

[aniki-kamina]

Lea: I want to try and summon a keyblade! Xehanort: But you’re not a chosen wie- Lea: Nat 20!!! Xehanot: *pinches the bridge of his nose*

[candyland-xblade]

Just makes you feel worse for Xion. I can only imagine they just start the 358/2 Days session and she really wanted to join in and Xehanort just makes up the whole “forgetting Xion” thing. This was probably her first time playing.

[candyland-xblade]

Listen, I just started playing FF7Remake not even a week ago and I’m already starting Chapter 18. I was not ready for Sephiroth to have a shitload of mommy issues and making it everyone else’s problem.

[fiore-di-neve]

My lovely boy 💙

[candyland-xblade]

I love my sweet boi.🩵💙

[t4timekeeper]

[zangoonse]

tumblr powered microwave. reblog to fire 1 wave at this beef

[incorrect-organization-xiii]

Lexaeus: [walking through the castle. Stops in front of the door to one of the guest rooms because he can hear voices and music inside]

Lexaeus: [opens the door to see Larxene, Xion, Marluxia, and Demyx lounging around the room to the tunes of Taylor Swift]

Demyx, sitting on the bed and buffing his nails: Hi Lexaeus, what’s up?

Lexaeus: I… Do I want to know what you’re doing?

Larxene, with an avocado face mask on, sipping a mimosa through a straw: We’re having girl’s night

Lexaeus, glancing pointedly at Demyx and Marluxia: Girls night?

Marluxia, doing Xion’s hair but stopping to drink his own margarita every few seconds: Not really girl’s night with only two people, so they invited me

Larxene: And Demyx felt left out

Lexaeus:

Lexaeus: Okay, but why are you in a guest room instead of one of your own bedrooms?

Demyx, glancing between two almost identical looking bottles of nail polish: Closer to the kitchen

Lexaeus: Oh

Lexaeus: Well, as long as you’re all staying safe

Larxene: What kind of danger could we possibly be in?

Lexaeus, serious: I’m going to level with you. I am an only child and I grew up around boys. I’m completely out of my element here, so when that happens, I just say “Well, as long as you’re staying safe,” and hope for the best.

Marluxia: That explains a lot, actually. While you’re here, do you want a margarita?

Lexaeus: I - no, I don’t want a margarita. Look, I just heard the noise when I was looking for Saix.

Saix, poking his head into the room from where he had been standing in the bathroom, face covered in a bright blue face mask and his hair done up in a towel: What?

Lexaeus:

Saix:

Lexaeus:

Xion, nodding knowingly and wiggling her toes in Lexaeus’s direction: He needed to exfoliate and he promised to help me paint my nails after

Lexaeus:

Lexaeus: Well, as long as you’re staying safe

[candyland-xblade]

Let’s be honest, it is still Girls Night even with Demyx, Saïx, and ESPECIALLY Marluxia.

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[candyland-xblade]

If y’all ain’t suffering together, what are y’all doing?