sometimes im attractive

im sarah and i dont have a lot of friends

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[natitheking29]

Started awful

Ended great :)

[lmaonade]

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

[veeranger]

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

[lassi]

[haruhicubewars]

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[ostolero]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

[yourmutualfriends]

*gets dumped once*

Shuttem down girls it’s over

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[teathattast]

[carygrrant]

am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?

[deegaynolds]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

nintendo owns my pussy they creampied me but instead of cum its really good games

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

[carpenters3]

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

[russiansandgod]

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

this is a visual metaphor for my little pony

[tintinintibet]

me after discreetly tasting yet another himalayan salt lamp

[windows-98]

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

[windows-98]

there is NOTHING shameful about this

[moldlover]

that’s how they flavor la croix

[stability]