folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit
It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”
Y2K…….
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folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit
It took Java over 19 years to realize “hey maybe we should allow unsigned integers”
Y2K…….
2!!!
Choose wisely
I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
the window
what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
I WILL SURVIVE
it’s time to talk about a weird animal again here at bunjywunjy dot tumblr dot com (my house), and what better way to begin the new year than with an inspirational survivor to motivate us all with its sheer bullheaded tenacity?
you see, this animal has been around a very, very, very, VERY long time.
it’s called the Coelacanth, and it’s your grandma.
SEE-la-kanth. say it right sonny, my ears aren’t what they used to be
Coelacanths are the oldest form of lobe-finned fishes on the planet. their relatives first appeared 400 million years ago, and immediately made themselves famous by being the very first vertebrates to wiggle onto dry land. (they immediately wiggled right the fuck back into the water, as they had forgotten to evolve lungs first)
these fishes later evolved those weirdly buff fins into actual legs and developed into the first true land animals, though tragically they lack the Coelacanth’s roguish sense of style.
there’s a lot of stumpy little legs in this picture
while these lobe-finned fish did go on to become literally all land-dwelling vertebrates ever INCLUDING YOU, the Coelacanth was content to retain its fishy shape and continue on as it always had. for 400 fucking million years.
they probably barely even noticed all those major extinction events. meteor who?
it’s coelaCAN, not coelaCAN’T.
today, Coelacanths are still more closely related to you than they are to most other fish. think of it as the weird cousin that never gets invited to the mammal family reunion.
the Coelacanth’s relationship to land vertebrates has long been known from fossils, but Science believed it had gone extinct sometime in the Cretaceous period more than 60 million years ago. so imagine Science’s surprise when a live Coelacanth was pulled up by a fishing trawler in 1938, off the coast of South Africa.
surpriiiiiiise! bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
this makes them the first ever example of a Lazarus Taxon (which is an absolutely badass phrase that would make a damn good name for a rock band), meaning it’s an evolutionary line we thought was extinct but they lived, bitch.
today, the Coelacanth is known to live in the Indian and South African oceans, where they thrive in deep water far away from the prying eyes of their nosy hairless ape relatives.
they are mostly active at night and can grow to be 6 and a half feet long, and live more than 60 years. they don’t have much personality, but BOY are they tenacious.
I make up for it with my stunning good looks
Coelacanths mostly drift with the current, eating whatever happens to pass by that’s smaller than they are. this just goes to show that laziness does pay off in the long run!
it’s a valid survival strategy, MOM.
Coelacanths don’t have many natural predators, as they taste completely disgusting. sharks are pretty much the only predator who will give it a try, but sharks also eat outboard motors and license plates so that’s really not saying much.
all that aside, these ancient fish can motivate us to face the challenges of the new year. just remember, if a weird fish with demi-legs can survive for 400 million years on the benefits of laziness and just being kind of weird and disgusting, so can you!
coelaCAN, AND SO CAN YOU!
“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just 100% canon !” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life
is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies
If I had a dollar for every time shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it. Where does one obtain the succ.
these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…
i thought i was having a stroke
this is genuinely indistinguishable from your average tumblr post
My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.
yikes who’s even into men and women being in relationships anymore
oh my god just make your own post no one cares
The ends justifies the means
stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.
…thankyou
DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”
Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward.
DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.
Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”
Rest of Party: OH SHIT!
DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.
Bard: 17.
DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”
Bard: ….I duck?
DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure.
Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.
DM: Honestly? So did I.
Damn!!!
Why is there a fruit called grapefruit when there's already a fruit called grape?
im i uh
Statements that shouldn't be controversial but are because tumblr is fucked up:
“Pedophillia is bad”
“Skin color largely doesn’t determine how someone is as a person”
“Violence against people for political reasons is messed up”
“Terrorism, in any form, is never justified”
“Shoplifting is bad”
“Men and women deserve to be treated equally under the law”
“Abuse, no matter who the perpetrator is or who the victim is, is never justified”
“Racism is bad, no matter what race it’s against”
“You can be friends with someone of differing political views”
I’m gonna translate this fucked up post for you. “This a red herring for the debate between pedophila is a mental illness vs. pedophilla can’t be a mental illness because somehow that means you’re excusing pedophillia, I’m gonna use this dogwhistle to set the tone so you don’t think too hard about the rest of these horrible statements” “Just ‘cause I’m white doesn’t mean I’m responsible for any privileges I get, (I just enjoy them and reinforce them)” “political revolution is bad, just suffer and die so we can do it in peace” “Black people are terrorists” “Corporations making billions off the backs of the oppressed matter more than starving people” “I think women get more privilege under the law, really, women oppress US” “I don’t know what abuse is, it means “people being mean” I think” “Reverse racisim is real” “Don’t take into account people’s basic moral character, so what if they hate or degrade you and others around you, your job is to be available to them you ungrateful idiot”
What kind of fucked up world view do you have to have to get all that out of what I actually said
Wow, that is a pretty fucked up world view they have to think all that.
How am I supposed to give this bird back to his owner when we’re starting a temptations cover band?
I just want to say that this was from the Nintendo Switch version. You know, the 473805724289th release of this game. And this shit still happens.
i dont see the problem
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Someone please tell me this isn’t real. Please.
Are these two at it again
The Room (2003)