Just The Facts.

A woman in her early 20's, simplistic makeup, hair in a casual but professional ponytail, with a pen stuck behind one ear and a bag full of recording implements and writing tools. Black hair, blue eyes, and a rosy complexion, wrapped in a shorter than average package. All curves and disarming smile, and the ever present "Can I quote you on that?" Just a human being with a nose for news and an ever thirsty curiosity. Anabelle Jones, Reporter for the Daily Planet. Skype: kitsunebi42(text only)

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DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

i can’t stop laughing. it hurts. oh..oh my… oh my goddamn….

I CANNOT BREATHE. OH DEAR LORD.

[somethingsortaclever]

I just fucking.. oh my god. 

[unequaldivision-deactivated2016]

Words cannot explain.

[moldypeachess]

yes I sang along

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THIS IS SO TRUE.

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You'd be surprised

[stardustastrid]

[text] Just the close family and no, not really. The baby was sort of planned. We’re really excited.

[text] And sure you can.

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Well, good for you.

[text] Cool, thx. Will let you know when I get back from drinkin' maitais and chillin like a badass.

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You'd be surprised

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

[stardustastrid]

[text] Fabulous, actually. Wow, it has been a while.

Want an exclusive?

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*Anabelle sips her Maitai.* Heh.

[text] still on vacation. I uh. Didn’t tell you I quit, did I? Or won the lotto. Heh.

*send*

[text] enough about me and my fabulous ass in hawaii. How’re you?

[stardustastrid]

Well, well, well…good for you, Anabelle.

[text] Knocked up. And about to be married. Life is good.

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*Anabelle slides the sunglasses down her nose and stares at her phone's screen.*

[text] Okay. Who all has threatened the daddy-to-be so far? Is there a waiting list? Also when I get back can I have an application at Peth's?

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You'd be surprised

[text] Hey, sorry I haven’t been in touch. You doin arright?

[stardustastrid]

[text] Fabulous, actually. Wow, it has been a while.

Want an exclusive?

[caniquoteyou]

*Anabelle sips her Maitai.* Heh.

[text] still on vacation. I uh. Didn't tell you I quit, did I? Or won the lotto. Heh.

*send*

[text] enough about me and my fabulous ass in hawaii. How're you?

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You'd be surprised

[text] Hey, sorry I haven't been in touch. You doin arright?

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ooc (also my eyeballs hurt)

Things that make today worth it: My new WoW character is a freakin Pandaren monk. Behold: the power of awesome.

And now I'm gonna go be horizontal for a bit (I mean I am gonna go lay down and possibly nap.)

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Sassy Horsey. (Rain from Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron)

[creatingasymmetry]

fuck yes

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things I see in a yahoo article

David Giuntoli first foray into the television world began on MTV's "Road Rules: South Pacific." He went on to land small parts on various shows -- "Grey's Antomy," "Without a Trace," "Nip/Tuck," and "Cold Case" -- before landing the lead in NBC's supernatural drama "Grimm," which is now in its second season.

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ooc stuff

=_= So hi. Feeling a bit under the weather recently, and unfortunately Tumblr doesn't keep fascination with me like it does certain other people (ASTRID. :D I love you.), and on top of that yaaaaaay tiny bit of depression that makes my brain go "Oh hey, those roleplayers don't even wanna talk to you, you suck".

Considering using other toombleblog for food reviews. But then I remember I am not paid that well and reviewing restaurants just because I can will 1. get people the info to stalk me, yay and 2. drain whatever I have in the bank and I need to save so I can move out, dammit.

So apologies to anyone who wonders where the hell Anabelle's been. She went on vacation to florida. Yep. Florida. Gonna go with that.

[grimmnbc]

A horse is a horse of course of course…unless it’s a Nuckelavee.

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randomly

I just had a mental image of Phil Coulson's mom yelling at him when he was a kid.

"Phillip Coulson, we do not speak ill of others! What would Captain America say about that, young man?"

I have no idea where this came from.

[lazarusholmes]

the sass

i literally can’t every time i see this picture