Penguins up in this bitch

21 year old, genderfluid faab, likes the ladies. I post homestuck, anime, some doctor who, and a whole lot more. If you want me to tag something, please ask! galli-cray-cray is my Tumblr wifey!

[cannoncanon]

sorry y’all

I just wanted to say sorry for kind of just disappearing off of tumblr for so long. I found this really suporticve community on twitter and through a podcast network i listen to. If you want to contact me, just hit me up on twitter @cannoncanons Yess theres an s because some person took my name!!. Haha but no, for real just hit me up. I like all yall and would love to talk to you, i just don’t have time between work and school to keep up with two social media sites. it sounds like a cop out but whatever. if you hate twitter, message me and i’ll give you email. just idk i hate losing friends but i don’t have time for everyone. I love yall and please keep going on with whatever you’re doing. 

[cannoncanon]

Sorry for not being on so much guys, I just can't handle 2 social media sites at once I guess?

[way-z-deactivated20190625]

annnaphase tagged me! I'm doing this and not tagging anyone because I already did one and I'm too lazy to make up more questions Rule 1: always post the rules
Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new questions
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in the post
Rule 4: Tell them you tagged them a/n these are the questions I was asked and answered 1. What color is your hair?

Light to dark brown depending on the season and my sun exposure

2. Favorite Harry Potter book?

Ughhhhhh way too hard.... Half blood prince

3. Tea, coffee, or neither?

Coffee makes the world go round

4. What’s your best friend’s name?

Joey!

5. Sexual orientation?

Hella gay

6. How old are you?

A billion! Or 21

7. Favorite gum flavor?

Juicy fruit when it has flavor, spear mint since it lasts longer

8. Is your hair curly or straight or something else?

Wavy. It gets bushy when it's long

9. Favorite song at the moment (not of all time, just right now)

CARL POPPA

10. What’s your full name?

Gwynn [redacted]

11. What does your phone case look like?

Uh, no case, so invisible? The actual phone back is white though...

PEOPLE WHO I TAGGED Your mom haha I just realized how many people I like and it’s seven

[hydrotoxicity]

[mrskittyquinn-deactivated201602]

This was one hell of an eye opener

[birooksun]

We need to see these in more places

[timemachineyeah]

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE ABLEIST FAT SHAMING ONES CALLING PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR LAZY.

[s-opal]

it’s a middle school play

(basically i’ve illustrated this post)

[abundantchewtoys]

The green curtains are what top this off.

[fubukl]

I loved you too.

[fubukl]

But this is a doomed timeline right guys?? ri gh t?? ?

[parkdonghoons]

[cornchipz-revival]

i didn’t understand this for a second and i was like why the fuck are you drinking sake out of a coffee mug

[expiredcheese]

[greelin]

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

[hisotterness]

Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!

[quasi-normalcy]

Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?

[achoomnida]

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

the perfume department 

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[powerviolent-deactivated2019050]

A CLOUD FELL?

[dvas-wife]

Snow?

[blissku]

that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake

[geekghoulsmash]

Let me tell you a story.

My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water needed changed, and I went to her, the darling teenager that I was, and said, “Mom, can we put bubble bath in the hot tub?”

She looked at me like I’d lost my damned mind, a look that I got from my mom a lot.

"But, mom, we’re going to be changing the water!," I insisted. 

She told me I could, so I called all of my friends, because dear god I was putting bubble bath in the fucking hot tub, and this might be the best thing I’d done in my entire life. And with a full size bottle of bubble bath in hand we all got in the hot tub, I upended the whole bottle, and turned on the jets. 

The bubbles started rising at an alarming rate, soon I could see nothing but bubbles because they’d engulfed my head. There was much laughter as we all got buried in the foam. After awhile I finally stood up. There were three feet of solid bubbles towering above the hot tub, the deck looked about like the picture above, there were bubbles in the trees, and wafting into my neighbors’ lawns. Everything was bubbles, and to date it still might be the best thing I’ve ever done in my life. 

[chirotusinfinitum]

I’m adding this to my bucket list

[neopuff]

this will never not make me laugh

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon caught out in the rain during a thunderstorm without an umbrella.

[aleeyago-deactivated20160217]

[jienbirb]

this actually looks really sad can I hug him

[batsonthebrain]

Ours is a friendship that transcended ordinary nerdyness when we were maybe 14. That said, it’s good to still be surprised.

[roselalondeprobably-deactivated]

I’m pretty pleased with myself, not going to lie.

[batsonthebrain]

So bleeding ecto-cooler, drain-o, or menstrual cycle demonstration liquid is indicative of an insurmountable class divide?

[roselalondeprobably-deactivated]

Pretty much, yeah.  The hemospectrum goes from red to pink; bright red is a mutation that will get you killed if anyone finds out.

[batsonthebrain]

Just how many drugs is Hussie on?

[roselalondeprobably-deactivated]

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer to that question is ‘a lot.’

[batsonthebrain]

I mean, what the fuck? I knew it was weird since I’ve seen the fanart but the oxidation levels, composition, and complexity of each individual’s blood cells must be super detailed

[gaaraofsburbia]

See it’s funny, someone actually analyzed that once, and it’s plausible. Btw here’s a chart that is a little more accurate, includign the purged caste and a fixed purple color. Also, ignore the green on the bottom.

[strong-zahhak]

[two-fisted-dynamo]

[bestnatesmithever]

hahaha son this bread is huge

[scarllettjohansson]

[vangoghsdaughter]

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

[little-dread-riding-hood-deacti]

"I’m gay" NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

[the-emperor-lord-michael]

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

[lionphantom]

^^^^^^^^^