I don't fucking know.

I'm just tired, and I like stupid things, and this blog isn't for you, it's for me, so you're not allowed to judge me on it. Also, I live tweet things at 3am, and it's kinda funny sometimes.

[catchymemes]

[humorstaff]

[forever90s]

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[hikikostar]

WOW

[timegodzo]

I’m so furious.

[ghoulishly-yours]

WOW OKAY THEN

[antivanruffles]

@antivanonmytongue

[myymsie]

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

[itsapmseymour]

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

[lorileopard]

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

[wockedypockedy]

Mushroom castle 

[sometimesseelie]

That is a faerie ring. And a pretty good sized one, too.

[wardenmcpherson]

More like a faerie cabin, really.

[memewhore]

I have psychedelic mushrooms in my yard.

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

[pixiecodesnowbaz]

N-

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[mudaship39]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[chickenfarmersan]

[transgenderteensurvivalguide]

Lee says:

Here’s a transitioning starter pack for all my trans folk out there! 

Transfeminine resources:

Presentation:

Tucking

Chest area

Voice

Broad shoulders tips

Hair removal

Feminine walk

Curves

Waist training

Growing out your hair

Clothing

Makeup

Passing

Medical transitioning:

Not medically transitioning

Fertility

Puberty blockers

Estrogen & anti-androgens/testosterone blockers FAQ

The types of surgery available

Surgery: A guide for transfeminine people

Pumping (Silicone injections)

Facial Feminization Options

Breast Augmentation

Other:

Representation

Transfeminine period dysphoria

Yes, Transfeminine People Can Get Period Symptoms

Slipping into masculinity

Women’s restroom etiquette

Transfeminine people can breastfeed

Having sex or masturbating

Transmasculine resources:

Presentation:

Binding FAQ

Clothing

Facial hair

Masculine makeup

Getting short hair / Masculine long hair

If you can’t start T

Lowering your voice

Packing and standing to pee

Passing as male

Not shaving legs

Medical transitioning:

Not medically transitioning

Fertility

Puberty blockers

Testosterone FAQ

Top surgery

Facial masculinization surgery

Body masculinization surgery

Hysterectomy and oophorectomy

Bottom surgery (genital surgery)

Other:

Periods and related things

Help! I need to see a gyno

Pumping

Masturbation and sex

Using the men’s bathroom

Hudson’s FTM Guide

Height dysphoria

Hip dysphoria

More resources:

What gender am I? A brief intro to questioning

Trans 101 for trans people

What is the transgender umbrella?

How do I choose a name?

How do I come out at work/school or to family/friends?

Dysphoria info and tips page

Mental health coping page

Being trans in school

Non-binary resources

Resources to send allies/friends

A page to send to parents/guardians

Convincing someone to respect name/pronouns 

Here is how to get hormones in the US

Here is how to get hormones in the UK

Here’s a US resource with info on changing legally changing your name and gender marker 

Here is a UK resource with info on changing legally changing your name and gender marker

What are the WPATH-SOC guidelines?

How to save money

How to buy a trans-related item online without parents knowing

I have to go swimming, what do I wear/do?

Trying to sleep when you have dysphoria

Airposts and traveling by plane

Gender neutral bathrooms

Getting insurance to cover your transition

Does transitioning help mental health?

Trans teen’s experiences with inpatient hospitalization

Trans identity isn’t a mental disorder

Vaping prevalence

Being religious and LGBT

Transgender Lives: Your Stories (to see trans adults) 

Gender neutral pronouns in Spanish

Gender Variance Around the World Over Time

A map of gender-diverse cultures

American LGBT history by the National Parks Service

Crisis help: Suicide and crisis hotlines

Anyone can reblog, including allies!

[a-crows-companion]

I really wish I found this when I started questioning.

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

[black-eye-friday]

[unfuck-it]

we’ve all had the ‘it would be weird if we didn’t talk one day’ conversations with people we don’t talk to anymore

[pineapple-panini19]

Wtf I was just thinking about this

[cannotfunction]

If you kill yourself, you don’t have to go back to work.