Life Is A Mess

I don’t know how I made it this far in life!

[malscare]

jolene

jolene

jolene

jolene

[q2qcomics-deactivated20200929]

Q2Q Comics #394: Calculator Historians

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why aren’t femenists more vocal about the lack of front pockets in women’s jeans?

[lx-puns]

What kind of cars do followspot operators drive?

Pickup trucks.

[pr1nce2a-deactivated20170721]

if i got paid for overthinking i’d be hella rich

[q2qcomics-deactivated20200929]

Q2Q Comics #371: Glitter

[cannotpeeloranges]

Looking forward to some change today... and getting absolutely wankered on Sunday 🙌

[oodlyenough]

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

[nathanielthecurious]

How to find the ASM or backstage technician Step 1: look in the chair that’s backstage Step 2: if the chair is empty, follow the headset cord

[cannotpeeloranges]

Tech Week Diet

Breakfast: Coffee

Lunch: Coffee

Dinner: Coffee

Midnight Snack: Whiskey

[camisodo-deactivated20150320]

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

[subtleseas]

[hashtagloveloses]

*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

[caiju]

*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

[faeriviera]

*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

[dragon-in-a-fez]

*does musical theater but in a laundry way*

[christenisnotsocial-blog]

this is my favorite post

[yourenotbeneaththis]

i can’t not re blog this 

[seethreepio]

Just said “going dark” In my room To myself

[themethodinthismadness-deactiva]

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/thespians-pilot-episode#/

ATTENTION THEATRE BLOGS/THESPIANS/ANYBODY WHO LIKES THEATRE WHATSOEVER

“Thespians” is an in-the-works tv series that will start out as a short film which will hopefully be picked up by a broadcasting company. The creator, Jordan Black, hopes for it to have the same effect that Glee did, except it will focus on a high school thespian troupe instead of a show choir. Click the link for more information, I can’t explain it well enough to do it justice! The goal will be spent entirely on the pilot episode, and any donations are widely appreciated!! Please donate if you can, or just reblog this and share it with fellow theatre lovers! Thank you!

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[smhandbook]

I love thissss!

[weloveshortvideos]

[hushhatake]

thi s

[streetpearl]

kill me

[daggers-drawn]

There’s no need to feel down Young man You’re six feet underground.

[49436]

"Am I bleeding!? Oh, nope, it's just burnt sienna. We're all good."

-Things you hear in the paint&prop shop