[ruinedchildhood]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[brokefatnigga]

run bitch

[woodmeat]

im tired of these stupid vape tricks like just go away

[dragongirltitties]

player: what if (exact prediction of gm’s plan)

gm: 

[radnewworld]

Let me tell you a tale…

Once upon a time, I was running a DnD game for some friends. The player characters were checking out reports that a local town had been having trouble with monsters. They’re informed that it was true, a few years ago, but a copper dragon set up a lair in the mountains and chased all the awful creatures out. A dragon slayer showed up shortly thereafter and neither dragon nor slayer were heard from again. Players are disappointed at first, but then quickly perk up when some other plot threads become apparent.

A few sessions later, the place they were staying burned down (their fault), forcing them to check out the more expensive tavern in town. There, they meet Allie Cohol, a half-elf woman with red hair that owned and ran the tavern. She was cheerfully greedy, but still helpful and always ready with a cheesey joke… And after only the third joke, one of the players, Bill, froze and locked eyes with me. “You fucker. She’s the copper dragon,” Bill says.

That reveal was supposed to be a big thing later, so I’m kinda on the spot. Fortunately, another player, Fran, pipes up and says, “nah, that’s stupid. The dragon in the mountain is a red herring. We’re here for the cultists.” The cultists were in the sewer and the PCs were actually working for the cleric Big Bad without them knowing.

“No, listen,” Bill continued. “Red hair. Greedy. Bad jokes… Her name is Allie Cohol.”

Everyone around the table gives him a fairly blank look, but I’m sweating bullets. Threads that I had spun oh so carefully were half a heartbeat away from unraveling. Bill is getting this real wild look in his eyes and pounds a fist against the table. “Allie Cohol. HER NAME IS ALCOHOL.”

Fran then slowly pans over and looks me dead in the eyes. “The deadly joke ability. She’s a goddamn dragon.”

[dragongirltitties]

this is beautiful

[cantafruitloop]

police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit

[pennywatchestvandmovies]

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[son-of-rap-bear]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[ink-pedia]

zihee_tattoo

[daisyjonesvol6]

[stefanigaganotta-deactivated202]

Pulp Fiction (1994) directed by Quentin Tarantino

[zuriya-deactivated20141014]

I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.

[capacity]

Why are they like all awful

[thepromise1988]

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

[melanin-diary-deactivated201710]

So accurate.

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[homosxual]

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

[theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[homosxual]

a post from me

[draintheblood]

ke$ha reading the dictionary is a better song than stressed out by 21 polots

[myremlife]

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

I have officially lost all faith in my generation.

Excuse me but i must go dig my grave.

Apparently there are some kids in the gen who have somehow skipped out on the nostalgia that runs in all of our veins and the tornadoes in our minds and therefore cannot appreciate the importance and meanings behind all songs by tøp

Goodbye world

I no longer want to associate with these people

Ever again

[draintheblood]

tag urself im the tornadoes in our minds

[simplyixia-blog]

how much do you wanna bet that those who hate stressed out and prefer tik tok are the ones who have mummy and daddy pay for all their shit while they’re doing shots and haven’t had to experience the real world where people shoot down your dreams and tell you wake up you need to make money

[almondarcade]

i have about $2 in quarters and Tik Tok has given me more life than your over analyzed bean man will ever give me

[skeletonannie]

why yall so mad. tik tok is so soft and gentle. tik tok wants yall to have a good time. who tf are these 21 pilots. what kinda plane needs 21 pilots.

[huffpost]

‘My Hijab Has Nothing To Do With Oppression. It’s A Feminist Statement’

Not all Muslim women cover their bodies. Not all Muslim women who do are forced to do so. Like freelance writer Hanna Yusuf, who chooses to wear a hijab in a daily act of feminism. In a new video for The Guardian, Yusuf challenges stereotypes by setting out to reclaim the choice to wear a hijab as “a feminist statement.”

For more on on how the hijab helps women reclaim their bodies watch the full video here.

[baetoul-deactivated20170708]

“To try and attain the unattainable”*

[babyfootdown]

I am not Muslim but I am so glad to see this because honestly I had never ever thought about it this way, I feel like I’ve been so ignorant, my eyes and mind have been opened

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.

[7at1stroke]

[gilderoy]