oh man welcome to gabe town

gabe, 30, cool dude

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[robo-nonagon]

『 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 』

[slunch]

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[v-the-mutant-artist]

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)

[werewolfonmain]

“Kaz…”

“Boss…”

[beulf]

@telebasher

[puyopuyo]

[filenames]

captcha_waiting_huh.jpg

[elizabro]

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

[elizabro]

funniest shirt alive

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

it really is the most Pokémon thing ever that they made a route full of rapid water that if you're lucky you might navigate in just the right spot to find an area you can dive, and you follow that along and find a cave where everything is written in Braille - like, the language made for the visually-impaired which can only be read by touching it, which you obviously cannot do through an LCD screen - which if you somehow manage to read it you find out you need to A) use Dig, which if you do happen to have on you you then need B) a fucking Wailord and Relicanth, two late-game kinda hard to get Pokémon I guarantee extremely few people would ever have used one of on their team never mind both water-types at the same time for some reason, and if you DO manage to do all of that it unlocks three caves across the region which it doesn't even tell you where they are and you have to solve more braille puzzles and your prize is 3 pokemon that just arent even good

[phoenixlooper]

'if you somehow manage to read it'

This is really funny because the japanese, european and australian instruction manuals came with braille guides that talk about what it is, the history and how to read it.

The American release said fuck them kids.

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

oh that's actually really cool that it includes some history about it I never knew that. That turns this whole thing into a really cool lesson for kids actually and a really nice thing to teach them at a young age

LMAO

[birthdaysongs]

marylander trying to describe a tornado: imagine a crab cake

[dustintexas]

Will think of this the next time there’s a tornado watch

[sealsdaily]

Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

[nomnivore1]

[70sscifiart]

Uncredited 70s-era poster

[maidthings]

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

[maidthings]

Visit Original Link

[rslashrats]

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

[rslashrats]

[icantwritegood]

[zealockthegreat]