Hi, how are ya?

I'm Darby,I try to be a bad ass,but I just end up falling over a lot...

[lovingstromwick]

[solonghelena]

Gordon Ramsay retweeted this and I can’t fucking deal with it

[oswintheniffler]

Eddie Redmayne is an absolute treasure

[canyoujustnotexist]

Eddie Redmayne: [exists]

Me: :)

[canyoujustnotexist]

"Colin Creevey, though underage, must have sneaked back just as Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle had done. He was tiny in death."

Okay, but Colin wasn't just underage... He was a muggleborn. He wouldn't have even been at Hogwarts in the first place. He didn't just sneak back in. He literally heard about what was happening and left wherever he was hiding to go to Hogwarts and help fight the death eaters.

[thedarknatereturns]

[jauregxis]

[luvbey]

*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

[casey-jane-lewis]

bad screenwriters

[rainbow-femme]

John Green

[fandomsandstarrynights]

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

john green is not the problem john green’s fans are the problem

[espressonist]

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

[imnotcuteimadorabloodthirsty]

Stop Blaming John Green for Stuff He’s Not Guilty Of 2kForever

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[shittyidea]

Seductively lick the dentist’s fingers when they’re in your mouth

[tastefullyoffensive]

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Casserole cat

[capacity]

*waits n expects an apology without ever bringing it up*

[zunlight-deactivated20161119]

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

[animations-daily]

A robotic nurse?

[lounson]

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf