I don't recall asking @canyounotthoplease - Tumblr Blog

sleepyfaceandsnark

MANDY JUST FUCKING DIED??!!!

no

no no

no

no no

no

NO

fuckkkk nooooo

canyounotthoplease

WHY DID I SEE THIS BEFORE IT HAPPENED

straycatj

canyounotthoplease

I don't even care what you fuckers say, Shameless UK is miles better than Shameless US

Yes i have watched both.

#shameless #shameless uk #shameless us #frank gallagher #fiona gallagher

cyberthot666

teethcult

stimman4000

went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

stimman4000

>be me

>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up

>bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter

>little weird but ok

>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that he’s super rich

>must think i was born yesterday

>clearly a human and not a bot tho

>bored so i keep talking to him

>adds me on snap

>decent snap score

>story basically just rich guy flexing

>still probably fake

>asks me to come to his hotel

>really swanky one that i’ve heard of, obv never stayed there

>says he’ll call me an uber

>10% chance he’s legit

>90% chance i’m getting murdered

>win win so i decide to go

>get there, knock on door

>dude in pictures opens it

>absolutely shocked

>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window

>”i’ll just pay the cleaning fee it’s whatever”

>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting

>not insecure, just thinks they rule

>there’s a stack of cash on the desk that’s more money than i’ve seen in one place before

>like 5k just sitting there

>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich

>this whole time he’s watching videos of plastic surgery being performed

>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky

>no job, owns a nice apt

>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys

>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude

>”haha check out how they’re sanding down this bone”

>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars

>say no because there’s no way i can say yes

>kinda like them anyways

>have sex

>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place

>”idk why i got all this i’m lactose intolerant”

>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldn’t exist

>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep

>like meeting a modern day dorian grey

surprisebitch

that was an immortal you met, find him again

simonalkenmayer

No. That was a bored human. I promise you. An immortal would have done his own plastic surgery out of boredom.

starryvioletnight

I would read a story about a bored rich immortal who does all this, including trying his own plastic surgeries.

humanelydevil

canyounotthoplease

WHY WERE THE TAGS "SQUID GAME SMUT" ?????????

maripr

squid game was good

now i wanna watch more kdramas

any suggestions?

canyounotthoplease

Personally, Oh My Ghost was really good imo, but only the one with Kim Seul-Gi in

osointricate

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

thefisherqueen

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen.

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

art-is-blind-deactivated2019010

I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072

Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

tittily

get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any.

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away.

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

littleaimeebaby-deactivated2017

PSA PSA EVERYBODY NEEDS

chaumas-deactivated20240115

so I’m opening a new hospital and I think I’m going to buy some of these window clings to decorate the glass in the children’s ward with:

bojanus

So vibrant! Red is associated with vitality, so I think sick children will feel energized when they see this ^_^

chaumas-deactivated20240115

My thoughts exactly! The bright red means energy, willpower, strength, and determination, so kids going in for life-saving surgeries will see these and be reassured that they’re going to be okay. :)

mashkara45

markwateneymemorialcrater

This would be great for a children’s hospital

ragsy

[src]

imboredandneedalife

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

lizzietheshortie

flipocrite

That’s not even the best version of the post

Jeff in this episode >>>

#jeff winger #community #britta perry #shirley bennett #pierce hawthorne #annie edison #troy barnes #abed nadir

trix-witch

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

canyounotthoplease

Or at LEAST have options when you go to screenings, like maybe 1 showing a day of each movie should have subtitles, just like you have to option for audio description (at least in my local cinema).

Oh... Oh Humphrey