#HungSons

can't believe I got this url

[aismoker-deactivated20250722]

After years of preparations, Marlboro had started its End Game.

Men were being captured on the streets and lead into the Processing Stations, where their bodies were upgraded and uniformized.

Stripped of their individuality and their sense of self, their minds were re-wired and perfected for the future. A Marlboro future.

Afraid of what's to come? Don't be. Soon enough you will be one of us...

[ozempicofficial]

And just like that, I was suddenly hit with an unbearable urge to watch gay porn starring Marlboro clones

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[capitalismofficial]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[capitalismofficial]

me:

[horseysurprise-blog]

[capitalismofficial]

KEN

[worm-ghoul]

[h36984727-deactivated20181211]

The Alignment System

[actionplatformer]

[the-unpopular-opinions]

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

[micasablumpkins]

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

[methhomework]

I hate seeing children

[timandericmosthandsome]

is tim actually blind in one eye?

All I know is that he’s not much of a marksman.

[capitalismofficial]

Too perfect.

[ultravioletmoon]

[geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20]

[capitalismofficial]

tu-tu, you cad

[capitalismofficial]

Straight privilege is being able to say "I'm going to watch something serious now" and actually doing it instead of getting distracted by Teen Mom.

[capitalismofficial]

The nice thing about this song is that you can take your headphones off to talk to coworkers for a solid four minutes and this song is still playing when you get back to it.

[horseysurprise-blog]

[capitalismofficial]

Ken continues his reign as the internet's best person.

[capitalismofficial]

Instead of posting on missed connections, because that would be weird and it feels gross, here is a story from lunch.

I went to lunch. At the store there was an attractive man who seemed to be "my type" and looked very nice and kind, etc. Like I was "into it."

As I walked past him, he very clearly looked at me, checked me out and smiled. I, being unused to this kind of attention (and tired and generally oblivious), panicked. Quick, react to him, I thought. My brain decided to FUCKING FROWN AT HIM. I could feel the wires crossing/gears grinding/soot exploding inside my head.

He looked hurt and walked away.

[hotelforcorndogs]

[hotelforcorndogs]