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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

pocket-deer-belly

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.

mellkellyismyhero

beetee latier came up with one singular plan ever to defeat the hunger games and canonically tried to make it work TWICE despite the fact that it literally blew up in his face the first time.

this officially makes him the world’s most accurate fictional scientist because he HAS a favorite hypothesis that he IS going to make sure works even if it fucking kills him

softestaries

oh wyatt callow, the boy who weighed everyones odds in the arena and still threw himself in front of a blade for lou lou, knowing hers too.

localadmin

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

jayskull27

claudiajessiee

NO CONTEXT ✦ DERRY GIRLS ✦ EPISODE 1

crazyness-overpowers

for all the editing of the 50th games in the highlight real, one of the most devastating aspects is the complete erasure of ampert. his death is shown, but only so the people who knew him can continue to suffer when forced to watch it. there’s no reminder of who he was. it’s not a warning to other victors of what will happen if they step out of line. that punishment was for beetee and beetee alone.

mage-chocolate

Haymitch and Peeta happily in love with girls who can sing:

Snow:

brayexoscience

Ampert? Beetees son? That’s MY son! That’s all our son!

softestaries

my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅

cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.

dxnyarya

do you know how miserable and tragic your life has to be to say that katniss everdeen is luckier than you and be correct

everdeensmellark

snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong

justwantedaccess

I'm still working my way through Sunrise on the Reaping, I'm about two thirds through now and...Ampert. Oh sweet mother of God, Ampert 😱😱😱😭😭😭

justafewberries

Katniss and Peeta's feast in the cave comes with silverware and plates. I always found this odd- it seemed as if it would have inflated the cost frivolously. I figured it had something to do with standards in the captiol, especially with how Effie remarks about table manners on the train.

no. it was haymitch both honoring Maysilee and continuing her poster.

titansandcurses

maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her