[thebootydiaries]

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[dollzkull]

You want the goth subculture to continue existing? Then accept that not everyone can be an 80s goth and a 90s goth. Those times are past. There will be 2000s goths and 2010s goths and hopefully goths for many, many years to come. And there will always be differences and the scubculture is going to evolve. Stop shitting on current goths just because you you can’t change and are suffocating in your stagnation and elitism.

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[harocat]

my favorite part of this post is actually that your cat is okay now!!

[lavender-lily]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i’m sure plenty of people burst into tears when someone is nice to them

my therapist: 

[bandydear]

not to start discourse, but everyone calling catra a furry needs a lesson in what qualifies as a furry

Furry

Furries

See the difference? Catra is actually something more sinister:

A performer from an Andrew Lloyd Weber musical.

[oddfilmstills]

[pewdigifs-deactivated20220828]

They’re doing their part. Are you?

@therealjacksepticeye @markiplier

[northwezt]

Secret Beach, Oregon.

Flickr / Instagram

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the universe is a C+ group project at BEST

[artemis-the-sinister]

Zeus is that dick who did 5% of the work and took 95% of the credit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that bitch didn’t even contribute to the powerpoint

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[tetasita]

[awkwardimyep]

Kids are so pure 😭❤️