[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[glowcowboy]

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[rustmarty]

this is killing me

[screenshotsofdespair]

[burntblueberrywaffles]

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[capriccinos]

my heart yearns to be able to go back to this site's dash, aesthetics, and air in 2011. im using my computer here for the first time in idk how long and i can barely navigate through here.

ive also been listening to a lot of music from high school (mainly jr/sr year) and my heart aches for a time that will never come back. age regression has been eating at me lately.

i have to revert back to reality. im now unbelievably doubled that age i cry for and am a mother of 2 (we just celebrated my youngest's first birthday❤︎); i have bigger stuff to take care of, but my mind still inevitability wanders back to the past whenever it gets the chance to.