[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[997]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 UCK OUTTA HERE‼️‼️

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[glowcowboy]

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

[emirrart]

I really need a stylus

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[rustmarty]

this is killing me

[screenshotsofdespair]

[burntblueberrywaffles]

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.