[desinatural]

certified iconic 24 hours

[symdog]

[sillayangel]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[dykerory]

i find the iron lung/phm crossover fandom deeply irritating if i can be honest. are you really so short on yaoi that you have to invent it out of whole cloth

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I like that the rock is still there watching them make out and cheering them on

[dogpuppy]

[powblock]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[carnival-phantasm]

This picture of Northernlion trying not to laugh about Shinzo Abe's assassination and get banned from twitch

[bisexualrozanov]

LESTAT + 'nice'

[spiribia]

i think of this image every time i decide against inaction and then end up regretting it anyway

[mxtxnet]

Happy Hanguang-June

[fuckboi-mcjesus]

Northernlion if he was a Wizard

When are you gonna do wizard stuff? You've been etching that same spell array for the last 5 streams lmao

"When am I gonna do wizard stuff? You're watching it right now man. This is it."

you should hunt more demons again

Laughs "Look man, that was last month. This is now. You gotta understand the role of violence in the cycle if you're ever going to thread the needle of your will into the tapestry of fate."

So are you not gonna accept ManaMuncher2003's wizard duel challenge?

"Okay first of all, I don't even know who this guy is. Second of all, you gotta remember that wizard duels are fought across the entirety of reality and the victor is decided long before the challenge is ever issued. But I guess no one ever taught you that."

you're calling us stupid lol

"No I'm just saying that there's a reason why I'm the one doing spells and you're the one watching me from your mom's laptop. No shame or anything."

fuck you and your entire mage guild you shitty hedge witch

"Alright buddy, you're getting annoying. Mods, send this guy to the mind prison where he has to fight a shadow doppelganger representing his deepest insecurities to escape"

NL's never shown us his shadow demon because we know he'd have hair

Failing to hold back laughter "Okay to be fair to that last guy, I gotta send you to the mind prison too. But I'm gonna give you thirty seconds to find a weapon to bring in with you because I have to admit that one was pretty funny"

[manicpixiegirlboy]

[symdog]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now