[hollow-head]

my coworker, today: being an adult kinda sucks me, who has recently bought a chainsaw: but you can buy a chainsaw

[holespoles]

Carrie Liao - Alien visitor

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[neopetdestroyer]

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[itreallyatemyhand]

"Hot, sexy, dangerous boys cannot be copyrighted." So true, your honor.

[dramatic-dolphin]

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

[kestarren]

Kunstkammerai, from one of the 'Island' sets.

[tekunoraizu]

[bebs-art-gallery]

The Red Tapestry by Jaime Corum

[endiness]

"is lestat wearing th—" "the jean paul gaultier vintage sheer cathedral stained glass tattoo top? yeah, he is."

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[landsccape]

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[blushingbloom]

Kermit and his human friends Fanny and Shola in 1972, and reunited in 1989.

[redhhound]

the last captive thylacine died at hobart zoo on the night of september 7th 1936

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too