"You're mad. Bonkers."

[heedra]

Clyde.

[rslashrats]

i drew fanart of Clyde. i hope you like it

[heedra]

RESOUNDINGLY positive feedback

[brakken]

running out of second chances

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost

[dovewithscales]

I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

[cipheramnesia]

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

[nudityandnerdery]

[evalkyrie]

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

[evalkyrie]

I never said it couldn't be

[carfuckerlynch]

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

[void-milf]

Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can't handle most girls' loads.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i can handle a girls load if that helps

[friendly-peep]

girl beam banned by OSHA wizard council shall deliberate

[catchymemes]

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[sdeek]

Joe and Cherry but gang like xd

My entry for @sk8auzine ! ❤

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[foxgirltail]

I sense that something has happened in football today

[hellomelancholic]

[duckbunny]

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE

they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.

if you don’t have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that’s Wednesday! do it! don’t go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!

[duckbunny]

it’s that time of year again! get your meds!

[heir-of-the-chair]

I’d like to point out that the Wednesday in the post was not this year, you haven’t run out of time! Still go get them!

[tenowls]

harrowcats (ft. nonacat)

[fandomsandfeminism]

Nona the Ninth is making me lose my mind.

Just. What if you had a planet. A world. And it's dying. And it's betrayed. And it's killed and half eaten and then killed again.

But that world wakes up. And she's a little girl. A kid who loves. Loves people and kids and weird little dogs. She loves to sit in the blue light and float in the ocean. She loves and loves and loves. And she is so so good at knowing people and she speaks all languages and she wants her 6 month birthday party on the beach with all her friends. She's the world but she's also a ghost but she's also just a little girl and she was killed and then killed again.

And imagine a different little girl. A lonely little girl surrounded by death and made of death and maybe she wants to die a little. and one day she looks and she sees the world, the soul of the world. And she loves the world so much that she has to live after all.

[ancientannoyance]

an art trade with alisandre7. they asked for young sixth house shenanigans. i like to think pal has always been overprotective when it comes to his cavalier.

(check out the beautiful mercymorn they drew for me in return here!!!)

bonus:

[scalierpepper]

[merakisphere]

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[gerardpilled]

Just in case twitter implodes I need to document one of my favorite tweets