I want to be as fit as Cap

Thia is my fitness blog showing my journey to become as fit as Captain America. CJ. 27. Ohio

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chris-evans]

Senator Kamala Harris asking Vice President Pence one out of many times to not speak over her.

[tvandfilm]

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokémon Posters made by BadPonies

[starfleetacademy]

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

[subrosa-shit-deactivated2024091]

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I’ve been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

[meglyman]

Homeopathic holy

[kaijutegu]

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

[kaijutegu]

Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People Like Me - The final stanza from a poem I wrote when I was 20. I was so lost. I don’t feel this way anymore. If you do, I promise you’ll find gravity again one day.

[art-n-good-stuff]

So, I feel like this was probably intended? But I don't see it in the caption? So. The last frame of this looks like...you got out into the dark, and like became one of the stars. Lien the light of the person contrasts the dark of the sky, right? And you feel so alone but you are among the stars like you were expecting, it's just not how you thought it would be. So like you came really far, but can't see that because your perspective has shifted

Anyway, really beautiful art, thank you

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I wrote this when I was in he darkest part of my life, so there really was no message of hope at the end. I love that you found one anyway. It’s so cool to hear how other ppl interpret my stuff. Thank you!

[captainamericafit]

So... I fell off track. I let my depression get the worst of me and got to a really bad place. All the weight I lost o gained back... and then some. I'm trying to pull myself back onto my feet but it has been harder. I really need a motivation/gym buddy.

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[the--witcheress-deactivated2021]

Uh, hey guys, in case you didn’t know: I’ve got all the links to the Insanity workout videos, in case anyone wants them.

You can find them here.

[the--witcheress-deactivated2021]

I’ll try to update the YouTube links in September.

All of the links are still working. (:

[julshii]

[castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis]

Please spread this gem like wildfire.

[stars-bean]

The Craft (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wivernryder]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

[hotmolasses]

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[captainamericafit]

Good job mini Matt Damon!

[ankh-niggas-anonymous]

i feel like this is important for black travelers who are driving long distances:

but what are some sundown towns do y’all know of? like if someone were to do a cross-country trip, what are some towns they should absolutely not go through?

[furbytheminx]

Small towns in south ga and noth fla

[furbytheminx]

Ga: Jonesboro, tifton, Albany, valdosta, Macon

Fla: Gainesville, Perry, Madison, Marianna, Quincy, Jefferson county, hell I wouldn’t stop in Tallahassee either

[blackgirlshit]

Texas: Vidor, Orange, Deep Santa Fe

[vici-eux]

Texas: Jasper & Lumberton

[sneakershoptalk]

I’m from Albany and recently the police beat up a young brother for no reason. They were attempting to say he had drugs but he of course had nothing.

[baldheadedlilboy]

If you go to Stone Mountain and find yourself on the trails close to night leave because they still have active Klan rallys up there

[ashrae720]

I was driving through north Florida during the day and I felt uncomfortable

The Negro Motorist Green Book was guide for black folk traveling in the 60s. It’s gives a breakdown of sundown towns. 50 years later, I’m sure it’s still relevant.

[sh-kira]

I feel like the Deep South is just a gamble.

[cajunnspicee-blog]

Ohio…just in general

[alwaysbewoke]

[laylamajandra]

Central Florida, especially the little towns. If you must stop to pump gas, pay away the pump and get outta there asap

[jlbi245]

Once you get out of St. Louis county start being careful.

St. Genevieve, MO is definitely a no go for me if I’m traveling south.

[chubbygirlindreamland]

If traveling in Louisiana stay away from small town with low speeding zones. If you are to go into those please drive the speed limit and don’t stop for gas. You will get a ticket for tint of your car. If your military I pay you drive the speed limit and don’t have a military tag. Get gas in the daylight.

[joncat71]

I’m glad you’re looking out for your bros, at the same time it’s a pathetic look at the country in the 21st century.

[lowkeylioness]

Saving this and reblogging for myself and my tumblr fam stay safe love you guys (also check the notes for comments on more cities to avoid)

[muse-of-mbaku]

Ohio: Hartville, Sebring, Salem are all in NE Ohio. Had the worst experience of my life in Hartville.

[sad-but-rad-universe]

Mississippi. Just. All of it. Especially if you’re LGBT and a POC.

[biscuit-tornado]

Someone else has probably linked this in another reblog, but because I’m seeing it, I want to share this info – Dr. James Loewen maintains a comprehensive site specifically for the purpose of listing historical and current status of sundown towns:

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/content.php?file=sundowntowns-whitemap.html

[captainamericafit]

Waverly and Chillicothe Ohio...

[observando]

[thetattedstoner]

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[kingjaffejoffer]

This talent and storytelling though

[sarafitnessguru-blog]