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hello vonnie

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shark vs the universe
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Xuebing Du

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cherry valley forever
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pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Dis you ? @supermilkshakebanana
I returned to Tumblr after a really long hiatus.
My return date April 1st, 2024.
I saw a new feature called booping.
It had such a cute name but I wasn't sure what it was at first. As one with anxiety after such a long hiatus I was worried about this new feature and what it might mean.
If I boop someone is it good? Sign of friendship?
What if I boop and it's like the opposite of like button?
I did no booping.
Then I learned it was just for April fools.
And that it was a fun thing.
I'm now sad because I want to boop people.
I want to boop people.
The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant
I made this to highlight Minh Thu’s bravery and that it happened at all, whatever the result, and I know a LOT of people had things to say, about how it was faked or how it was ruined for them when they found out Truc Nhu continued on the show.
Well, you can all rest easy now!
And how it happened was super cute too!
a king leading his men into battle
Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child
My reblog speed tho -
So quick
I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this
god bless everyone involved in this
THANK YOU
This…This actually sounds like a great idea.
I used to work in retail and knowing customers they’d choose the black basket and still ask for help
Yeah but that’s like… different from being asked what I need by a sales person? Like I get company policies and friendliness and all that, I don’t fault workers for this, but also my social anxiety makes things like small talk difficult sometimes unless I have an actual question, and I can feel guilty for just browsing when I keep getting asked if I’m looking for something. To me, the black basket would mean “Please let me be- if I need something, I will come to you.” Politely, of course.
i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful
curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday
“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”
IT’S HERE! Iv’e finished designing and publishing the full deck of cards AND companion booklet for my ✧・゚: * TELLURIC RUNES *:・゚✧
To celebrate the launch- and my new followers- I am doing my first long-overdue fancy giveaway :D (and an excessive amount of spiffy pictures!!)
PRIZES *:・゚✧
1st winner:
-1 Telluric Runes cards deck with companion book
2nd winner:
-1 Runes stationery set, including 10 sheets of linen writing paper and 5 linen envelopes (your choice of runes, see my Etsy store; link in my bio)
3rd winner:
-1 Art print in 8.5" x 11" archival fine art paper (can be a rune or your choice of other artwork from my Etsy store)
RULES *:・゚✧
- A reblog is an entry (not a ‘like’ alone)
- I only wish my daily nonsense onto people who really want it, so a follow is NOT necessary to win.
- ‘Giveaway blogs’ are disqualified
- Ending on January 29th at midnight (Eastern time)
- Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win
✧・゚: * More info on the deck and runes set under the cut *:・゚✧
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Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.
Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.
He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.
To all CHICAGO HOMELESS AND PPL WHO HAVE LIMITED ACCESS TO HEAT: CALL 311 IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF TRANSPORT OR ASSISTANCE. WARMING CENTERS ARE ALL HANDS ON DECK. LIBRARIES, POLICE STATIONS, AND PARK DISTRICT FIELD HOUSES WILL BE OPEN FOR ANYONE IN NEED OF SHELTER.
IF YOU REFUSE TO GO TO A SHELTER, THE CITY IS SUPPLYING BUSES FOR YOU TO SLEEP IN THAT ARE WARMED. PLEASE FIND ONE! PLEASE A TENT IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS WEATHER.
I UNDERSTAND THE FEAR OF NOT WANTING TO GO TO THE WARMING CENTERS. PLEASE FIND SHELTER. IT IS TOO COLD TO MAKE IT OUTSIDE.
If you are in chicago and see a homeless person, please try to ask them if they are going to any of these options. They may not know this or are hesitant. A kind stranger speaking to them might make them want to go to shelter.
Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch
Goodness!
Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)
1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.
2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god
3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.
4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.
5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.
6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.
7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip
8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.
9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.
10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.
11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite
12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.
13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.
14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.
15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.
16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.