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17 She/Her

[flightyfinch]

the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order

that’s rough buddy

no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants

that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear

[adventures-in-mangaland]

Consider:

Maybe it’s friendly

Can your Science explain why it rains

The Boulder feels conflicted

HOW can you SAY that

We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!

Hello, Zuko here

[bloodbending]

ALSO:

It’s Sparky Sparky Boom Man!

I’m Wang Fire. And this is my wife, Sapphire… Fire

And this is Katara, my flying sister

ZUKO, I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH ME

when Aang grabbed Ozai by his stupid goat beard right before kicking his ass

Sokka: I can’t see ANYTHING! Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare! Sokka: Sorry.

[tpwkzutara]

You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:

• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.

[theadamantdaughter-deactivated2]

Maybe: - That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship. - I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! - Hey! Riot! - Why am I so bad at being good?! - Take a bite out of the silver sandwich. - The father lord - I don’t need any calming tea!

[kay-pei-jade]

This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!  Uncle…that’s what all tea is. How could a member of my own family say something SO HORRIBLE?

[wintermoth]

ok but - “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third” AND - “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”

[weeaboobi-deactivated20170530]

“I can see everything, I just don’t see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[aangarchy]

You forgot

- FOOD EATS PEOPLE - Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya - unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?! - my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt

[avatarthelastairbendermemes]

Also:

• Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really HOPPING!

• ZUKO’S GONE CRAZY

• Delectable tea?… Or deadly poison?

• Let me guess, your instincts told you

• If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they’ll have us killed … But if the fire nation discovers us, we’ll be turned over to Azula… Earth Kingdom it is

[markusbones]

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

[otatma]

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.

Anyway.

Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.

[csdragon]

Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!

[vosh-daemon]

Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…

[cappucino-commie]

   Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.

   And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.

[alharinish]

I love the development of the canon and headcanons of Scooby Doo have gone gone from “Daphne and Velma are probably dating” to “all the characters on the show are ancient and eldritch beings who found Fred’s hobby so endearing they’ve bound themselves to mortal forms to humor him”

[spacebugarts]

Plot twist: Fred is some sort of eldritch being as well with the power to bring others together and make sick traps, but no one, including him, even realizes it.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[roguejedis-deactivated20170921]

EXCUSE ME

[roguejedis-deactivated20170921]

so people are reblogging this and saying it’s lindo erasure (the name of lando’s dad in the lego star wars world) SO let’s just set the record straight and say he has 2 dads grando and lindo and they combined their names to get lando

[faeriviera]

…congratulations, you convinced me to reblog this.

[lesbianrey]

BLYTHE GO LOOK AT JOHN BOYEGAS TWITTER BEFORE HE TAKES THE TWEET DOWN HE REALLY SAYS REYLO HAS NO RIGHTS

john boyega woke up today to finish 2019 by saying get well soon reylo community and logged off. and i respect that

[trashking-thrashking-deactivate]

ok wait but this was his rt right before that i’m hollerin

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn’t dead. “likely dead.” the fact that it’s a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is “likely” deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa’s body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia facebook roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for 7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I don’t ever remember writing that, when did I write that

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

everything about this is cursed

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

[heut-ist-mein-tag]

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[eternalgirlscout]

the thing i love about aang and sokka's friendship is that they're both very smart and clever and capable individually but you put them alone in a room together and they immediately become the definition of the "my last two brain cells" meme

[nunyabeeznis]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[oldearthaccretionist]

@dnd-apothecary

[sir-buh]

The gnome said nothing. Just gave me a glance…

Just gave me a very sad, sad backwards glace…

As he lifted himself by the seat of his pants.

And I’ll never forget the grim look on his face

When he heisted himself and took leave of this place,

Through a hole in the rules, without leaving a trace.

[damoclesangel]

gdi @ladyshinga i swear I hadn’t seen this when I posted the exact same picture as a comment to the same tweet on your fb…

[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[oo0owo0oo]

Plato’s allegory of the cave, but reversed

[cometcrystal]

here is a list of various things that phineas and ferb has had entire songs dedicated to

herding cows in a mall

a fusion of summer and winter

a brick

bigfoot

a guy not having rhythm

puppies and rainbows and flowers and holding hands etc. etc.

squirrels invading pants

a disco miniature golfing queen

a man with a head the size and shape of a pear

a bollywood song about not being able to finish a school project

aglets

shooting a gelatin monster with water guns

literally sitting and doing nothing

being unable to live up to your mother’s expectations because you’re not good at kickball

a heavy metal song about not being graded in a class

dr. coconut. doesn’t make any sense in context, either

obeying someone through the power of yodeling

a mexican-jewish cultural festival

reverse engineering

a platypus driving a semi truck

a robot rodeo

another bollywood song about producing rubber bands and rubber balls in a factory

a platypus controlling your every movement

completely giving up

a dairy farm on the moon that makes ice cream

meatloaf

snacks

a language they made up named ferb latin

a completely gibberish version of the smash hit gitchee gitchee goo, which was originally half gibberish anyway

a heartfelt ballad sung by a bully and his nerd after they broke up

a waltz set to a driving test

a horse in a bookcase. hes just stuck in the bookcase

weapons of mass destruction and using said weapons to impress your father/creator/inventor

abandoning society to live with monkeys because you thought your boyfriend broke up with you

a fusion of a whale and a flamingo

a gordian knot

the battle of troy

a super creepy giant marionette doll

theres one that’s self explanatory: the title is “all the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced”

thats not even close to all of them either. shall i go on

[gunaerystargarygun]

The worst thing abt working in a craft store is that 90% of the time, the woman jokes in some way or another her husband will kill her/beat her for spending money. Or they’ll half the payment in cash so it “looks like less when he checks our account.”

That shit isn’t funny. It isn’t cute and it makes me so sad that these women joke about it. So WHAT if your wife likes to make wreaths or sparkly tumbler cups??? So WHAT if her passion is soap making or painting?? God forbid ur wife have a fucking hobby that isn’t blowing you!!

[gunaerystargarygun]

Holiday season is upon us so if you berate ur wife for having a hobby, fuck you!! If you know somebody who does this fucking punch them in the throat!!!

[wysswurst]

my mom owned a store like this and would be like “does your husband golf?” and the shop was in a rich white neighbourhood so they would always say yes and my mom would do quick math and be like “great, this is worth half a game of golf. Looks like you have more to spend if you wanna!”

great tactic in empowering women and selling more craft items 

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[thesevenumbrellas]

In every scooby doo remake they get Fred’s personality all wrong, okay!? He is not the cocky and fearless leader. He lost his brain cells years ago! He’s a himbo to the core! He asks what color pink panther is. He wears a jeans vest (jest?) under his sweater. His bright idea is to split up and look for clues. Not once has that worked and yet he still wants to do it every single fucking time. Please respect the himbo.

[hadesfirst]

Can somebody put in the scene from the 2002 movie where Scooby is disguised as a grandmother and Fred goes “who’s the ugly chick”

[schizopyke]