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Educating a Friend

Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.

Guy Friend: What's his name?

Me: I don't know. Frank?

Guy Friend: No.

Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?

Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.

Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?

Guy Friend: Do I have any money?

Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.

Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.

Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--

Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.

Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."

Guy Friend: What five bucks?

Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."

Guy Friend: What? Why would I--

Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."

Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.

Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"

Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...

Guy Friend: ...

Guy Friend: oh

izumi-suiren

Marimos in Hokkaido!!

littlepinkkittenlingerie

Cuuuute

the-korova-milk-bar

The journey to acquiring long hair was a long and difficult trek that I barely survived

feelingravityspull

Long hair?

pff, you wanna see long?

yeah be jealous chris

the-korova-milk-bar

My hair will be longer than yours someday you weiner

myopiia-deactivated20170713

victorious

What vines are like in japan

fukjing

That felt so much longer than 6 seconds

harrytheopolisosborn

Basically what she said:

"A weather report done by a hyper person."

"Today’s max temperature was 5 degrees! Tomorrow- minus 50!"

"No way!"

"Ahahahahahhaha."

jlkiwi93

That laugh is probably one of the most perfect evil laughs/cackles/I don’t even knows and I feel like it needs to be in more things

dokidoodle

Inspired by this

I tried. pfff Gumball c:

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smokeytyto

it’s the same with music and dance routines.

montanaskylesbian

I was blocked after I tried to educate this girl why she shouldn’t do these dumbass things.

laurabattenwellness

WHERE. ARE. HER. PARENTS

thepulsarskate

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I SEE. THESE. PICTURES.

dc-barrelponies

How do we know she doesn’t have a trick trainer? Her horses are obviously trained well, and it appears she is as well. Her parents are probably taking pictures.

thepulsarskate

trick trainers and vaulting instructors from what I’ve seen generally don’t teach some of the stuff she’s doing, like legit jumping straight off her horses bare back because that is pretty detrimental to the horses back itself especially with no extra padding. plus the whole new shoes thing. Most parents I know wouldn’t be taking pictures of this because instead they would be freaking the fuck out over it. she has a friend that does this with her she probably takes a good portion of the pictures while some of her pictures from from a super low angle which means no one is there supervising she has her phone on the ground.

I see a horse thats been trained to rear which will make it hard to sell later on for any reason should she have to sell her horse but a horse that is extremely patient and tolerant of it’s human doing stupid stunts. I see a kid that thinks what she’s doing is safe and she knows whats best (really from comments of hers i’ve read when i first saw her account and how she acts) but is really just rather young and NEEDS adult supervision.

no adult in their right mind would be taking these pictures unless she was actually in a lesson for training or vaulting and properly outfitted with a properly outfitted horse as well. Trick riders and vaulting riders have specific tack that they use for doing the tricks that she does.

20m-circle

Looks to me like she’s trying to be a trick rider, but lacks any kind of education Some of the moves are quite similar to vaulting and trick moves, but that’s not a vaulting rig or pad, and the danger of any of those basic moves goes up exponentially if a lunger isn’t controlling the horse. You’d never want to train a vaulting horse to rear, for example, and this horse is obviously not muscled/balanced well enough to do it safely. Like, maybe she watched some trick riding or vaulting vids (Gladius? lololol) and decided to try it at home with no real idea of what she’s doing. Her horses are not well trained, they’re merely tolerant, and she’s lucky not to have gotten hurt yet.

(However, um, vaulting does teach leaps on the horse’s back. Yes, with a thick pad, and it’s an FEI move, but if you aren’t involved with vaulting please don’t make sweeping claims about the sport! There are lots of tumblr vaulters who I’m sure would love to talk about the sport with new people! It’s such an insular sport that any new people are very very welcome!)

thepulsarskate

ok my bad so they do teach leaps on the horses back but hers is like…..let me jump this fence off my horses back lololol so cleveramiright and if her jumps off her horses back are anything like she’s standing on her horses back then she’s jumping straight off their kidneys

beefeebrillate

Gavin’s flawless editing

I still can’t figure out where the cut is

mrspanner-deactivated20160529

How to enter a school classroom.

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You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥