Table-Flipping Good.

Sean. PNW. May contain nuts. Yes I am the Blastoise guy on Twitter, my post isn't stolen I just I just scrapped my first Twitter

[sean3116]

in case I still have any followers: https://twitter.com/Sean3116

games, memes, radical left politics

later tumblr

[sean3116]

This aged poorly!

[sean3116]

in case I still have any followers: https://twitter.com/Sean3116

games, memes, radical left politics

later tumblr

[thisiselliz]

9 am on Christmas morning  and ya’ll still have time to post titties and anime

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[tommy-siegel]

Doodle request: “Something you hope not to find in a Pringles can.”

Ah SHIT I got another one with whoever-the-hell-this-guy-is inside

[momma-crow]

Dear gods that’s terrifying

[toomuchperfume]

Mr. Pringles Coming Out of His Well to Shame Mankind

[mousathe14]

Once You Pop He Doesn’t Stop

[dateamonster]

when you get turned into a vampire before literacy was a common thing

what up i’m jared i’m 1900 and i never fucking learned how to read

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

[singsongstardust]

So relatable

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

This post for the bread lovers that understand

[peachpopping]

ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:

Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be

making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:

if that’s not representation i don’t now what is

after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with….your interests

those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is “Watching” because of its alarming vagueness. you’re not “Watching TV,” “Watching Sports,” or even “Watching The Room,” you’re just……………………Watching

as for movies we have

fuck

hobbies

FUCK

lastly, the “Other” category has

you bet i will, tommy.

anyway if you’re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu

[ramenuzumaki]

Do you remember this little girl? 😂

Well, this time SHE’S BACK AS RYUK FROM DEATH NOTE AND HER LITTLE SISTER AS L FOR HALLOWEEN!!! This is amazing omg 😍😂

(Source: 1•2 )

[gogomrbrown]

late capitalism sure is fun

[funnypicsdept]

[thewowsignal2026]

“It’s not an exact science.” “It’s not even science.”

[sean3116]

reading harry potter age 6: oh boy this is so cool! there's wizards and magic and they live in a castle!

reading harry potter age 21: holy fuck this is messed up why is nobody stopping this

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[tatlmaslany]

Oct 19, 2017 

[supercorps]

[sugarsculls]