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[fyeahgranhotelandvelvet]

LQESO MasterPost

Hey everyone, 

So after popular demand, I started subbing Lo Que Escondian Sus Ojos (2016). The 4 part mini series starring Blanca Suarez and  Rubén Cortada while also featuring Javier Rey. A huge thank you to alfi for being my sub editor, without him there would be a whole lot of mistranslations due to the fact that there are currently no Spanish subs anywhere which makes it that much more time consuming and difficult. We may not have gotten every word accurate but we still did pretty well. So far we have episode 1 fully subbed, I am not sure when we will have the following 3 episodes done but for now here’s episode 1. (Part 2 coming very soon I just need to embed the subs on it)

Password: blanca

LQESO Ep 1 Part 1

LQESO EP 1 Part 1 (4shared link)

LQESO EP 1 Part 2

LQESO Ep 1 Part 2 (4shared link)

LQESO Ep 2 Part 1 

LQESO Ep 2 Part 2

LQESO Ep 3 

LQESO Ep 4

[fyeahgranhotelandvelvet]

IT TOOK FOREVER BUT EPISODE 4 IS NOW UP! ENJOY!

[imposterogers]

if venom is introduced into the tom holland spiderman series i hope they don’t treat him as a villain, rather a VERY large nuisance. 

[imposterogers]

peter parker, throwing a bagel at venom: you have to stop eating criminals and disturbing the evidence!!!!!!

venom: but eddie ssssayss i can

peter parker: just because he’s one of the best journalists in the country does NOT mean he’s always right 

venom: eddie says if u don’t shut up i can eat you

peter parker: eddie can stop talking in the third person bc i know that’s u, asshole 

[catchymemes]

[hamburgeroisie]

I deadass thought this was 3 Star Wars movies

[metalgirlysolid]

its called Color Theory and we been knew. “Art is subjective” but there are certain “rules” you can follow to make things more appealing in a subconscious/subliminal kind of way.

once you see it, you cant unsee it.

[greenvelvetchaise]

I can’t believe there are only 9 movies

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[tricktster]

As a hockey player, this is my favorite post of all time.

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

[exciting]

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

[exciting]

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

[skyderman]

reblog this to find the right outlet, get to a place where you have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what you love, and rediscover your passion.

[lordmesa-art]

“It’s Raining Kents, Hallelujah!” @brandonjrouth @tylerhoechlin @tomwelling @cwbatwoman @supergirlcw @marcguggenheim #batwoman #brandonrouth #tylerhoechlin #tomwelling #superman #supergirl #smallville #crisisoninfiniteearths #lordmesaart #clipstudiopaint @clipstudioofficial https://www.instagram.com/p/B552ej8HQkK/?igshid=1ocr027lrnhwr

[lost-shoe]

Crisis on Infinite Earths: Hour Two

[captainhooksnerd]

Clark: Who are you?

Lex: I’m Lex Luthor.

Clark: 

Lex: 

Clark: No, you’re not. 

[wreillyart]

[unpretty]

[gotgifsandmusings]

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[eternityricekrispies]

Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

[illmaticraj]

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

[paninimami]

Throwback lol

[telvi1]

I feel old lol

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

early 2000s 

[brown-nena]

I had no clue that scene in scary movie came from this lmao

[pajamasecrets]

i would die for you glen

[crowley-anthony]

+ bonus