I just wanna die alone right now
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@captainidontknowtbh
I just wanna die alone right now
SHUT THE FUCK UP
how do you even notice that
LMAO
the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least
ITāS NERF
OR NOTHING
Bots/hackers are using hacked āinactiveā twitter accounts now
Why do The Front Bottoms have such weirdly specific lyrics and why do I relate to all of them
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.
That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.
There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, āI can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,ā and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesnāt even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
Actually the clone jutsu dissipates when you start losing consciousness so it would be kinda pointless to use in this sense
Iām gonna be ill
āThey are arguing that they shouldnt have to reunite them with their kidsā
AND WHAT ALTERNATIVE, EXACTLY, DO YOU HAVE?
I literally just cant even keep up with every awful headline I see at this point
Even people who are naturalized citizens are at risk
And Iām hardly seeing anyone outside of news-oriented social circles talking about what may be coming in the wake of all of this
It all just keeps piling up
And more
And more
I feel like the point of no return for the initiation of a dystopian regime is far behind us and it makes me fucking sick
(trump balloon is biodegradable)
Hereās the petition;
https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/let-trump-baby-fly
Theyāve checked the legality of it and thereās no legal precedent, no matter was the mayor of London says, to deny permission so I think itās gonna happen. And theyāve already got the balloon
Woop!
pokemon: āwe put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single gameā
me watching Eureka going on to Top 4 knowing Monet X Change and Miz Cracker should have been safe all those times
When you join a new friend group and introduce them to D&D:
why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar
You know why
Oh itās because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt
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Pokemon vs Digimon
Pokemon:
Digimon:
whatās the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
thatās pussy babe!
His name is Steven Udotong.
Iām sorry but these type of posts are irritating AS FUCK. Headlines do not have names in them (unless the person is generally recognizable by name). Learning the name and other details is what reading the fucking article is for. Most people barely read articles as it is, so if they gave you the name of the person and all the details of what he did in the headline WHAT WOULD BE THE FUCKING POINT OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARTICLE. Iāve studied journalism, and have written articles myself so when people do this to get a few notes/retweets off of some pseudo-intellectual point is annoying as hell. Stop with the āsay their nameā critiques on articles, and actually read the article.
And quite honestly, the point of the headline is to grab the readerās attention so they DO read the article. A ā16-year oldā building a nuclear fusor is going to be a lot more of a hook or attention-getter than āSteven Udotongā, who no one will know a damn thing about unless theyāre interested enough to read the article. Like for all they know just skimming through headlines he could be some 30-year-old thatās been at it for awhile. Meanwhile opening up with the fact heās only 16 in the headline will make people (even many not really interested in this kind of stuff) go,Ā āWow, 16 and he built that? This kidās really impressive, I want to read this and learn more about him!ā
Like I mean, thereās nothing wrong with the wholeĀ āsay their nameā critique, but it really only applies when the person being talked about is already well-known. Like if an article is about, say, Hideo Kojima revealing new stuff about Death Stranding, itād be very strange if the title of the article said something likeĀ āJapanese Game Developer Gives Us a New Sneak Peek at Death Strandingā or something. Or if like its an article about, like Jay-Z and Beyonce or something and saidĀ āJay-Z and Wifeā¦ā orĀ āBeyonce and Husbandā¦ā
Basically theĀ āSay their nameā critique only really applies if the name already sells itself. Otherwise, hooks like someoneās age or status are impotant for grabbing a readerās attention before they actually start reading.
There is also the situation where the personās name isnāt actually mentioned in the article at all. In which case their name should be included, and that was situation in which I first (and frequently) saw theĀ āsay their nameā thing as a rebuttal.
You are quite correct that including the name of an unheard-of person in the headline is dumb.
Iām so glad someone made this post, because if Iād snapped and done it I wouldnāt have sounded nearly this coherent.
Imagine being this upset about the equivalent of a dad joke
just a dude & his skateboard