Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)
Rootinâ, tootinâ, toil nâ shootinâ
Fire burn and cowboy bootinâ
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, nâ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tanninâ of our hides,
Somethinâ wicked this way rides
This is better than the entire harry potter series






















