This is Gospel, for the broken ones.

I talk trash&puns. I ship all of the ships and write all of the roleplays. I am certified fandom trash.

[noxx-notions]

planning to start birdwatching soon cause all of my hobbies go like this

and I need a hobby that goes like this

to try and fix my back ya know?

[twominutesforembellishment]

A Tale of Kindy the Penguin

[87vettel]

—SIDNEY CROSBY: THE KING PENGUIN

[87vettel]

— START HERE by Caitlyn Siehl

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[shanalhollander]

like you're god | mehro

[fuckrozanov]

no kisses no cuddles just nasty ass vodka and flirting with subdrop while your situationship blows cigarette smoke in your face omg

[texasbama]

Ilya's chain during sex

[sobadbad]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05

[bluegiragi]

the cottage, as told through polaroids.

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extra:

(I'm sure it's nothing)

[rukki-lill]

i really needed Shane in Ilya’s Ottawa jersey. exactly in this position

inspired by this awesome fic by theprinceandagcd on ao3!!!!

[firstprinced]

they make me want to say "oh they're married" (probably a part 1)

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV  HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[ariadne-mouse]

Ilya Rozanov runs like a guy who runs to run

Shane Hollander runs like a guy who runs to cross train

Scott Hunter runs like a bat out of hell being chased by a ravenous hoard of his own personal demons

[firstprinced]

Heated Rivalry | 1.06

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit