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Hobbies include: math, hockey, fast cars, and wasting time 🇨🇦/🇹🇭

[peachlybeloved]

FBI show 🛸

[bowlifecomics]

I wonder why

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[beaniebaneenie]

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Fred is obsessed with setting traps and Daphne is an aspiring mystery novelist… in what world are they not nerds.

[garbagechuteeee]

his chiropractor

[hansoeii]

The Doctor!

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[roboco-san]

[jambos6]

[nyyyoooooooom]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[thebeanestbad]

you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

I feel like the world has gotten collectively dumber in the past 5 years there has to be an event somewhere we can trace and directly link to these developments maybe someone turned a microwave in a way that they shouldn’t have I don’t know I just know something happened

[nancyboyy-deactivated20240910]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

people keep tagging this ‘fernando alonso’ and i was like who tf is that???? so I looked it up and he’s a race car driver. from spain. so, for sure my favorite shakespeare character

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

I’ve made a grave mistake acknowledging this

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[squeakitties]

pokemon cain and pokemon abel

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Do you want the legendary rock type or the legendary ghost type

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[zepdeans]

2021 seinfeld episode aaaaand go. jerry gets a call from a woman he slept with telling him she gave him a virus, but he can’t figure out if it was covid or an STD. george begins getting harassed in public because a main instigator of the capitol hill insurrection looks exactly like him. elaine wants to break up with her new boyfriend because he keeps gifting her NFTs, but can’t bring herself to do it because his apartment has a jacuzzi tub. kramer keeps dressing up as different people so he can receive as many vaccinations as possible.

[devouringyourson]

[surprisebitch]

does BC stand for big cock? I thought you were a bottom

it stands for British Columbia