Saving the World One Joke At A Time

she/her | 20-something | engineer-ish Marvel, books, humor, etc

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

[frustratedasatruar]

Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.

[dailycatsblog]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[byjove]

it’s hilarious when you move from a place that is really bad to a place that is not good and you see your neighbors complaining about how terrible the town is and calling it the worst place in the state. you have never been in the trenches and I hope you never are.

[byjove]

“there was a DRUNK AND HIGH individual asking for MONEY outside of the gas station! this town is going to HELL!” brother, at least there is a gas station

[wuzeio]

umm hmmm… second AFTG art dump. Forgive me if there are repeats, im disorganized 🥺🥺😭 sorry, some of these are a bit old

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[lerayon]

🗣️ Hey, young Americans:

Old Millennial American speaking here. I need you to adopt this mentality as early as possible and hold to it. The older you get, the harder it is to begin this practice and claw back the extremely unhealthy effects of a workaholic lifestyle. I am speaking from 20 years of experience.

This does not mean having a shitty attitude at work, or not doing your job, or relying on co-workers to carry your water.

This means you do what it says above. It also means not making work and productively your entire personality; not tying your productivity to your value; and not becoming so emotionally enmeshed in your work and workplace so that you are living and dying by what happens there.

Good luck out there. American workplace culture is mostly designed to work you to death. Moving against that tide can be challenging, so having a healthy mindset is important to living a life not consumed by your paid labor.

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Robert De Niro supports daughter Airyn as she comes out as trans: ‘I don’t know what the big deal is’

After her announcement of her transition, the actor said: ‘I loved and supported Aaron as my son, and now I love and support Airyn as my dau

David Tennant is a shining example of how parents should support their trans children — AGAIN

This is how you do it folks!

Sade's First Song in Six Years, 'Young Lion,' Is Tender Apology to Trans Son, Izaak

Listen to Sade's new song, "Young Lion," which will appear on the compilation, 'Transa.' The song is her apology to her son, Izaak Adu, who

Marlon Wayans Says Soulja Boy Hasn’t ‘Been Relevant Since 2007’ After Rapper Calls His Trans Son a Homophobic Slur

Marlon Wayans came to his son Kai's defense after rapper Soulja Boy called the 24-year-old a homophobic slur in a since-deleted tweet

Colin Mochrie On Supporting His Transgender Daughter

Colin and Kinley Mochrie open up about her gender transition.

the top one is the recent one, i just wanted a little collection of "parents can support their trans kids and no one went on fire or died"

and one for siblings:

Pedro Pascal’s Transgender Sister Lux Reflected On His Unwavering Support For The Trans Community

“It’s funny because people have been asking me: ‘Is he as kind as we think he is?’ And I’m like: ‘Yes!'”

[babbhad]

don't forget about dwyane wade and gabrielle union supporting their daughter Zaya

All About Dwyane Wade's Daughter Zaya Wade

Dwyane Wade's daughter Zaya Wade has become a model and LGBTQ+ advocate after coming out as transgender in 2020. Here's everything to know a

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

oh hell yeah i hadn't seen this!!!

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[benevolenterrancy]

I really love Neil being a polyglot and using that skill exclusively for evil. He speaks so many languages and will make that everyone else's problem.

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

[vethyourhalflingmother]

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

[fromwolfsandgods]

Chaotic good

[swordshapedleaves]

NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn’t just mean cheeky!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work

malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism

[dracogotgame]

Always reblog for malicious compliance

[findingfeather]

sometimes following the letter of the law works even better than ignoring it.

[ltleflrt]

In Utah the new book banning laws apply to the bible, and there’s already someone petitioning to get it removed from schools and libraries.

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

I hope no English teacher ever puts up with “banning pronouns” for even a moment

[gehayi]

Update: The Utah book ban has, in fact, resulted in the Bible being banned in elementary and middle schools in Davis County, and high schoolers now only have limited access to the King James Version, due to “vulgarity and violence.” 

Now the Book of Mormon is under consideration for a ban as well. The parent who complained said that it was very violent.

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]