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Reblog if you're pro-life.
Young, old, male, female, queer, straight, trans, cis, white, black, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, other religion, non-religious, whatever. I want to see how many of us are out there.
someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, youāre smart and talented and beautiful. i love you.
me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool beans
How are you anti feminist and not think you're a piece of shit, not thinking men and women are equal and going against people who just want equality for women, does kinda make you a bad person? Like you're still young, you're 16 and hopefully when you grow up a bit, your opinions will change but still....
Hereās a bit of information for you?
FEMINISM DOES NOT HAVE A MONOPOLY OF EQUALITY BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
Sorry that itās in caps and bolded and shit but obviously nobody who has sent me a message/ask aboutĀ āOMG WHY ARE YOU NOT A FEMINIST DO YOU HATE WOMEN AND EQUALITYITIYTIITIYā understands this.
There is a remarkable discrepancy between the textbook definition of feminism and the actions of those who call themselves feminists. Many people fail to grasp the fact that a movement is defined by the actions of its members.
I have never been a feminist and never will be. I refuse to associate myself with a movement that works twice as hard to tear down men as it does to actually help women. And Iām tired of being told that Iām a bad person because I donāt agree with the actions of the feminist movement.
And why donāt I agree? Well. Most of the things feminism teaches are inaccurate at best, and straight-up lies at worst.
Letās take a look. [this segment brought to you by @feels-by-the-foot]
āThe Wage Gapā
The Wage Gap is a myth. 1 2
Women tend to choose majors that pay a lower national median pay.
Women Now a Majority in American Workplaces
Labor force participation rate for men has never been lower.
Women in some cases make more than men.
And their husbands dont have a problem with it either.
Women CHOOSE to stay away from STEM field
There is no STEM gender gap in the U.S
Women In Tech Make More Money And Land Better Jobs Than Men
Domestic Violence
Women are perpetrators often as men.
286 sources on assaults on partners by women
Women are more violent
Domestic violence being equally committed by women, only males get arrested
Men are over 40% of domestic abuse victims
Male DV victims are discriminated against
Gay and bisexual men experience abuse in intimate partner relationships at a rate of 2 in 5, which is comparable to the amount of domestic violence experienced by heterosexual women.
About 17-45% of lesbians report having been the victim of a least one act of physical violence perpetrated by a lesbian partner (1,5,6,13).
Men or DV is Not the leading cause of death among women under 50
More DV facts
Rape Culture
Statistics doesnāt back up Rape culture
RAINN debunks Rape culture
ā97% of rapists never see a day in jailā is a myth
Lesbian on Lesbian Rape
Inflation of anti-human trafficking statistics
Men who are falsely accused of rape can have their names published and their lives ruined even if they are not convicted or charged - their accuser is protected and is likely to face no punishment, or a light one.
Under a recent federal directive, men are convicted of rape in university campuses if the investigating board finds that the chances they committed the rape are at 50.00001% or greater.
The DOE policy in practice: Caleb Warner was accused of rape and expelled from the University of North Dakota, then his accuser was charged with filing a false report. He remains expelled as of June 2011
Woman rapes boy, woman becomes pregnant, boy must paid child support.
40% of rapists are female 1
Definition of rape, erases victims of rape who are forced to penetrate, generally men who are forced to have sex with women.
Men are raped in the military
Men Outnumber Women Among American Rape Victims
Male statutory rape victims forced to pay child support
59% of the rapists had been heterosexually molested.
Female Pedophiles Cause Children More Harm, According to Research by University of Bergen, Norway
males and females carried out sexual violence at strikingly similar rates after the age of 18
Female-on-male sexual assault is under reported
Menās Issues
A man is approximately 165% more likely to be convicted than a woman
Men are significantly more likely to be the victims of violent crime
Men and Boys are doing worse in all aspects of the educational system, from kindergarten to university.
Men suffer from Paternity fraud
Female business owners get money from the government for being female. Males?no
Some Airlines, have banned male from sitting next to children because they are men.
Rape of males in Prison and jail
Male circumcision is still legal
Men often coerced into sex: study
Boy victims of sex trafficking ignored
Men are 93 % of work place death/violence.
Eating disorders among men and boys
Demonization of Male Sexuality
Catastrophically high suicide male rate
Literally zero male shelters
75-80% of the Homeless are men
Family courts are bais against men.
Breast Cancer gets more funding/research/drugs than Prostate cancer despite affecting men at a similar rate of women.
Divorced men are 40% more likely to commit suicide
Founder of Canadas only male shelter for abuse forced to close due to lack of funding before committing suicide.
Shame men into going to war.
Female Privilege
Women receive lighter sentences and a higher chance of acquittal, simply for being women Ā 1
94% of sexually abused youth in correctional facilities reported being abused by female staff. Only 40% of the staff is female.
Inmates reporting staff sexual misconduct, ~ 65% reported a female aggressor
Study of US college women - 12% of the respondents reported ever using any type of force strategy while 43% reported using a coercion strategy and 92% reported using a seduction strategy to initiate sex.
Mothers kill children at twice the rate of fathers.
For Every 100 girls..
Women actually control 80% of household spending, and 51.3% of private wealth.
Women receive custody in over 90% of divorce proceedings
Women initiating divorce between 66% and 90% of the time.
Women make up the majority of college graduates
School system favors girls starting from Kindergarten
Female felons should serve home sentences.
Told judges to be lenient on women.
Feminists being horrible
Feminists skewed the Definition of Domestic Abuse, resulting in only male abusers being arrested and female abusers not.
Feministsās DV training hurts Police training
The feminist group WAR has petitioned to have the government stop prosecuting women for filing false accusations
Feminist Mary Koss denies male rape victims.
Feminists violently protesting against Warren Farrell at U of Toronto
17,000 feminists at protest attack and sexually molesting a group of Rosary-praying Catholic men who were peacefully protecting the cathedral in the city of San Juan from threats of vandalism.
Feminists shut down forum for battered husbands.
Feminists fought a law for equal custody to be the default if both parents want custody and neither parent is unfit. Multiple times.
Feminists started a campaign against Fatherās rights groups
Feminists fought against laws granting men anonymity until charged with the crime of rapeānot convicted, just charged.
Feminists fought against a law to end to the justice system favoring women simply because they are women, and giving men harsher sentences simply because they are men.
Feminist fought against men want equal treatment when victims of domestic violence, and to not be arrested for the crime of ābeing maleā under primary aggressor policies.
Feminists in India and Israel fought against female rapists being arrested, charged and convicted of rape.
Feminists fought against a economic stimulus for male-dominated job such as construction, etc.
Feminist fought a law against Ā Paternity Fraud.
Hateful Quotes by Feminsts
Feminist Harriet Harman has publicly requested employers to hire women in preference to White men if both job candidates are equally
Equality Minister,feminist Patricia Hewitt, was found guilty of breaching the Sex Discrimination Act by āoverlooking a strong male candidate for a job in favour of a weaker female applicantā.
Elected in 2009, the lesbian feminist prime minister Johanna Sigurdardottir has vowed to āend of the Age of Testosterone
Feminists want to make peeing while standing illegal
Erin Pizzey had to flee the UK because she and her family received death threats and her dog murdered all because feminists didnāt like that she discovered women were equally as violent as men.
Also Suzanne Steinmetz and her children received death threats and bomb threats she discovered that Ā the rate at which men were victimized by domestic violence was similar to the rate for women.
Richard Gelles and Murray Straus Ā have all received death threats from feminists, simply for publishing their findings (that female-to-male family violence was equal to the rate of male-to-female violence).
Feminist attacks male cartoonist and is hailed a hero of feminism.
Try to shut down female prisons.
Feminists prevent a meeting about male suicide.
Jezebel mocks men who are abused.
Create rape laws that exclude female rapists.
Make it impossible to charge women with rape.
Feminists cover up female domestic violence.
Feminists donāt want the gov to help unemployed men.
Feminists say men canāt talk about domestic abuse.
Feminists say Men canāt be raped.
Feminists cover up female domestic abuse stats.
But wait, thereās more. [this segment brought to you by @dearfeminists2, original post here because their blog was censored by Tumblr staff at the coercion of feminist users]
Unsheltered Homeless (2009)
Women ā 12,000 ā 4%
Men ā 240,000 ā 96%
Source [1] http://www.societaldistress.org/files/HO-HAR2009.pdf
Life Expectancy (2006)
Women ā 80.8 Years
Men ā 75.7 Years
Source: [2] http://www.census.gov/2010census/
Suicides (2008)
Women ā 7,585 - 19%
Men ā 28,450 - 81%
Source: [3] http://web.archive.org/web/20121016221945/http://www.afsp.org/index.cfm?page_id=04ECB949-C3D9-5FFA-DA9C65C381BAAEC0
Deaths by Homicide (2004)
Women ā 3,856 ā 20%
Men ā 14,717 ā 80%
Source: [4] http://www.disastercenter.com/cdc/Table_12_2006.html
Deaths from Cancer (2004)
Women ā 269,819
Men ā 290,069
Source: [5] http://www.disastercenter.com/cdc/Table_12_2006.html
Deaths from HIV/AIDS (2004)
Women ā 3,357
Men ā 8,756
Source: [6] http://www.disastercenter.com/cdc/Table_12_2006.html
Federal Funds for Sex Specific Cancer Research
Women ā Breast Cancer ā $631,000,000 - 40,000 Deaths
Men ā Prostate Cancer ā $300,000,000 - 33,000 Deaths
Source: [7] http://web.archive.org/web/20150202014658/http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/NCI/research-funding
Deaths on the Job (2010)
Women ā 355 - 7%
Men ā 4,192 - 93%
Source: [8] http://www.bls.gov/iif/oshwc/cfoi/cfoi_rates_2010hb.pdf
Injuries on the Job (2007)
Women ā 36%
Men ā 64%
Source: [9] http://www.bls.gov/iif/oshwc/cfoi/cfoi_rates_2010hb.pdf
College Enrollment (2009)
Women ā 58% - 11,658,000
Men ā 42% - 8,770,000
Source: Ā [10]http://web.archive.org/web/20150911060909/http://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=98
Affirmative Action Education Programs (Gender Specific)
Women ā Yes
Men ā No
Source: Ā [11] http://www.law.harvard.edu/students/orgs/jlg/vol341/1-36.pdf
Unemployment Rates (2010)
Women ā 8.6% ā 6,199,000
Men ā 10.5% - 8,626,000
Source: [12] http://web.archive.org/web/20120128005409/http://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsaat2.pdf
Average Hours Worked Per Week (2010)
Women ā 36.1
Men ā 40.2
Source: Ā [13] http://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsaat22.pdf
High School Graduation Rates (2005)
Women ā 72%
Men ā 65%
Source: [14] http://www.manhattan-institute.org/html/cr_48.htm
Incarceration Rates (2009)
Women ā 114,979 - 7%
Men ā 1,502,490 - 93%
Source: [15] http://bjs.ojp.usdoj.gov/content/pub/pdf/pim09st.pdf
Child Custody Rates
Women ā 11,268,000 custodial mothers
Men ā 2,907,000 custodial fathers
Source: [16] http://deltabravo.net/cms/plugins/content/content.php?content.269
US Military Deaths From 1950 ā 2010
Women ā 139 - 0.001%
Men ā 100,063 - 99.99%
Source: [17] http://usiraq.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=000671#miltfatstat
Federally Funded Battered Shelters
Women ā 2,000+ $300,000,000 per year
Men ā None ā $0
Source: Ā [18]http://web.archive.org/web/20110309015436/http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/fysb/content/familyviolence/factsheet.htm
Federally Funded Health Offices and Research 1970 ā Present (not including cancer research)
Women Only ā Office, Projects and Programs 70+ ā Funds ā $100,000,000,000
Men Only Ā ā None ā $0
Source: [19] http://www.hrsa.gov/index.html
Forced Selective Service
Women ā No
Men ā Yes
Drug and Alcohol Addiction and Abuse Rates (2010)
Women ā 5.8%
Men ā 12.2%
Source: [20] http://web.archive.org/web/20121213025202/http://oas.samhsa.gov/NSDUH/2k10NSDUH/2k10Results.pdf
Divorce filings
Women - 85%
Men - 15%
Source: [21] http://www.uplifting-love.com/2013/08/80-percent-of-divorces-are-filed-by.html
Doctor Degrees(2010)
Women - 51.6%
Men - 48.4%
Source: [22] https://www.aei.org/publication/women-earned-majority-of-doctoral-degrees-in-2014-for-6th-straight-year-and-outnumber-men-in-grad-school-136-to-100/
Masterās Degrees(2010)
Women - 60.3% Men - 39.7%
Source: [23] https://www.aei.org/publication/women-earned-majority-of-doctoral-degrees-in-2014-for-6th-straight-year-and-outnumber-men-in-grad-school-136-to-100/
Receive Alimony
Women:97%
Men: 3%
Source: [24] http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052748703399204574505700448957522
I could go on and on, but if Iām being completely honest, I have very little faith that youāll actually make an attempt to educate yourself. After all, you didĀ just go into a 16 year oldās Tumblr inbox and tell them that theyāre a piece of shit because they donāt agree with your ideology. And in case youāre missing the irony in that, I ought to point out that your intolerance towards an opinion that differs from your own is the very definition of bigotry.
Please take the time to read this, itās eye-opening.
Glad to see this is still going around.
Same. I reblog it every once in awhile to keep it cycling.
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Daily cute! <3
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched āPoison Bootsā and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chinoās foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking āHow many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for meā.Ā
There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.
or the one where the bridge never came out for Javertās suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out
best story i heard was when a friend of mine saw a show where juliet forgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and blood squirted everywhere
During a passion play a friend of my brother was supposedly in, one of the roman soldiers who was supposed to stab jesus on the cross and accidentally grabbed the wrong spear- he was supposed to grab one with a fake tip, but instead he grabbed one with an actual metal tip and, well
Jesus screamedĀ āJESUS CHRIST YOU STABBED MEā.
Since that Jesus had to be taken down due to a bad case of stab-itis, the backup Jesus came in, but he weighed significantly less than the original Jesus- which would have been fine, except that at the end the cross was supposed to ascend upwards with Jesus on it, and the weights hadnāt been adjusted.
So Jesus, instead, ROCKETED UP into heaven (or, just, above the stage).
This is wild from start to finish
I was in Peter Pan once and one night at a performance, the adhesive holding our Hookās mustache on was wearing off. It was near the end with a big fight scene and when he got attacked, he let his mustache fall and went āYOU RIPPED MY MUSTACHE OFF!ā in a scandalized tone and it added a new note of hilarity to the whole scene (which was supposed to be funny anyway)
In my seventh grade play, which was a midsummer nightās dream, Thisbe didnāt have a sword so she stabbed herself with a coathanger
My junior year we were doing Romeo and Juliet and after Juliet poisons herself it was supposed to go dark and sheād get off the stage. well the light crew accidentally turned them back on and Juliet who was sitting up slammed back down on the wooden bed with a loud bang. To which my theater teacher says into the com āzombie Julietā and everyone who heard that had to keep as quiet as possible while our eyes were filling with tears.
i attended my countyās performing arts high school majoring in vocal studies, (mostly geared towards musical theater and opera styles) and once a year we got a field trip to new york (we were in jersey, so itās not exactly far). we would do one touristy thing, an actorās workshop with friends of our teachers working in various performing industries in nyc, and then see a show.Ā
my first year doing this, our industry contacts were 1 actor, 1 casting director, and 1 producer to get different aspects of the business, and they all gave us amazing advice and told fantastic stories. the actor in question was Zazu on Broadwayās The Lion King for several years, and told the best story by far.
in The Lion King, there are only two pieces of pre-recorded noise in the whole show. one, when Pumbaa does a MASSIVE fart while fighting the hyenas, and the other being Mufasa saying REMEMBERRRRRR as Simba climbs Pride Rock. the actor told us while struggling not to laugh that, during one nightās performance, someone forgot to flip the tape of these pre-recorded noises.
so, at the end of the show, the great climax where Simba finally accepts his place in the Circle of Life, the heavens parted and-
PFFFFFFFFFRRRRRBTFTBTBFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
everyone froze. and then all ran off stage positively HOWLING with laughter.
the lesson: sometimes there are fuck ups you just canāt recover from.
During a high school production of Beauty and the Beast, where I was assistant costumer and assistant prop master, our director decided that we needed to spice up Gastonās introduction. You know: in the movie, when Lefou runs in trying to catch the duck/goose that Gaston has just shot out of the sky?
Originally, the actors were going to stroll on stage with our Lefou hauling in the really neat (and real!) taxidermied deer head that we had found in a local thrift store. Now, two days before opening night, our director wants Lefou to run in from off stage and catch a stuffed duck that Gaston has just shot. This, of course, requires two things to work properly as a scene: a gunshot noise, and a stuffed duck.
The gunshot noise, we had covered. Blue-collar, redneck school? Guns a plenty to record. The stuffed duck? Harder than you might have thought to obtain.
Three hunting stores, two taxidermists, and one Pet Supply Store ā¢, Iād finally found a semi-realistic pheasant squeaky toy. What follows is an account of the ways this dog toy managed to be the nightmare prop of the six show run.
Opening Night: The stagehand, who was supposed to drop the bird from the ceiling catwalk, missed his cue and didnāt drop the it. Lefouās actor rolls with it and does an excellent job of looking around foolishly before getting cuffed upside the head by Gaston. The stagehand then drops the bird squarely on Gastonās head. Cue laughter.
Saturday Matinee: Different stagehand throws the bird instead of dropping it and beans Lefou directly in the face with the prop. Lefou falls over. Cue laughter.
Saturday Night: Bird is missing during curtain call. Director hauls the deer head down from itās place on the tavern wall and tells Gaston and Lefou to revert to the old blocking i.e. no gunshot, no bird, just walk in with trophy. During Gaston and Lefouās conversation, gun shot sound goes off and a stagehand throws the bird onto the stageā¦from the wrong side of the stage. Lefou and Gaston stare at it in awkward silence for a solid thirty seconds before Lefou makes off-script, subtle joke about Gastonās gun going off late instead of early. Cue adults in the audience laughing.
Sunday Matinee: Director begs the stagehands to get the cue right at least once. Gunshot and bird prop go off without a hitch. Lefou accidentally catches the prop when it falls from the catwalk. Heās so startled that he caught it that Gaston runs right in to him. They drop both the gun and the bird props, and grab the wrong prop in their scramble. Gaston spends the rest of the scene gesturing dramatically with a stuffed pheasant, instead of a gun.
Sunday Night:Ā Director is fed up with bird prop, decides that Lefou should just carry bird prop in after gunshot happens off stage. Lefou accidentally squeezes the prop during the intro conversation, startling both actors into silence with the squeaky toy noise - apparently, neither of them realized it was a dog toy.
Monday Elementary School Show: Lefou walks on stage with the bird. Accidentally drops the prop during conversation with Gaston. Gaston doesnāt notice the dropped prop and steps on it. Cue depressingly sad squeaky toy noise. Cue ten years olds laughing.
In a dress rehearsal for Peter Pan, Wendy forgot one of her lines and started singing the star spangled banner and the audience was singing along and people got emotional
Once during the closing night of our high school production of south pacific, we were havin our pre-show pep talk, and our director reminded everyone (mostly seniors) not to go off script to try to be funny. Of course we had one lead who decided to ignore this advice. So during one scene where the sailors were āfishingā at the edge of the stage, he decides to pull up his rubber fish, make a comment about how it wasnāt big enough, and throw it back into the āoceanā, which of course, was the audience. Now, this probably wouldnāt have been too much of a problem if he had gently tossed it, since it would have landed right behind the pit. But naturalt, he decided that this fish had to break free in the most dramatic way possible, so he winds up and chucks this fucking foot-long rubber fish with all of his strength. So now imagine the stage crew, all of us huddled together, silently screaming as this limp fish goes sailing over the heads of the audience in what looks like a low-budget reenactment of free willy, only to slap some poor parent across the face. I swear, you could almost hear the chorus of āmmmm whatcha saaayyyā rising from all those backstage. From that moment on, all rubber fish were ferociously guarded by yours truly, under the direction of our stage manager.
This post gets better every time it shows up on my dash
My Junior year of high school our drama club put on Peter Pan,which involved the construction of a small boat fashioned out of scrap wood,plaster and an old wagon. A few of the actors who were cast as pirates had to ride the boat-wagon down the aisle to the front of the theatre,which had a concrete floor that sloped. About halfway down the brake they were using to control their speed gave out,and they crashed into the front of the stage at high speed.The entire boat imploded. The actors just sat there in silence for at least a full 10 seconds in the midst of the wreckage before my friend Adena screamed āABANDON SHIPā and they all jumped out and took off running.
My school once did a parody of Cinderella and I was Cinderellas dog. At one point Cinderella, the Fairy Godmother, and the dog had to flea the ball. I thought going down the stage steps wasnāt dramatic enough forĀ āfleeingā so I launched myself off the stage and landed painfully in the center isle about three rows in accompanied with a very, very loud thump of face on concrete where I laid there like a dead fish for a while. At this point Cinderella and the Fairy Godmother got to me, not knowing what to do they stepped over me and continued running. But Cinderella had forgotten to loose her shoe so half way out of the room she chucked it back where it hit me in the head. I bolted upright and ran shrieking hysterically out of the room. A moment later the Prince came down to where the shoe was picked it up, looked dramatically at where I had exited and said āI hope that dogās okay.ā completely forgetting his line. Ā
This may be my all time favorite post.Ā
I was once in a production ofĀ āHello Dolly!ā and the two leads were complete jokers and would prank each other during rehearsals all the time. The rest of the cast never thought they would do that during a show, but they told the chorus (separately) that they each were planning to add some tongue into the final kiss between Dolly and Horace. Of course, we told neither of them about the otherās plan, so during the very last show, we were all waiting in the wings to see what would happen. What happened was we ended the show with the two leads violently frenching each other on stage as the curtain dropped. They started dating two weeks later.
Last year we did āOnce Upon a Mattressā and the jester was supposed to do a somersault off of a stack of like 3 mattresses and then the minstrel and Lady Larken would be covered up with a blanket, but during one show the jester knocked down one of the mattresses and we had no time to fix it so we had to throw the mattress on top of them
In my Freshman year of high-school we put on a performance of Les Mis. In said play thereās the scene where Javert and Valjean confront each-other by the bedside of the now dead Fantine. well, Javert Had his prop weapon (I canāt remember if it was a sword or truncheon,) but Valjean didnāt have his. So we the Crew decided during our builds that weād rig up a chair to break so our Valjean could use one of the broken legs as a club kind of thing. For all of our shows it went off without a hitch, but for the last one we decided to have some fun. Originally we really just weakened one of the legs so it would break off after our Valjean hurled the chair on the floor, but for the final chair we too saws and cut into everything. All the legs, the back poles, everything. We cut it just enough so that our Valjean would be able to sit in the chair and not break it, but when he tossed it on the ground? Chaos. And thatās what happened. All we told him before the show was āWhen your toss the chair on the ground, give it your all.ā And so when the scene came all of the crew gathered behind the legs and assorted hidden places of the stage to watch. When our Valjean hurled the chair to the ground it shattered. Wood and splinters went in practically every direction and Iām sure that I even saw our Fantine flinch as she feigned death. There was no chair leg left for him to use. So we all got to witness as our Valjean fended off Javert with naught but a splinter. Fun times.
THERE ARE BETTER STORIES EVERY TIME I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH
Back in high school our drama department was putting on a comedy, whose name escapes me now, but the intro starts off telling how the hero was born. The two actors playing his parents came out from either side of the stage and joined in the middle and waved at the audience while the narrator spoke the story. At one point he states ā they had a bouncing baby boyā¦ā and a toy baby was literally thrown on stage with a ā AWAAAā baby sound effect, then was caught by the father and given to the mother.
Now the first show went off without a hitch.
The second show, my friend was the stage hand that threw the baby on stage.
My friend was also the star quarterback for our football team.
Second show comes on, actors meet in the stage and wave, narrator says his line⦠And from right stage with the sound effect on cue this baby doll was fucking HURLED into the air about 10 fucking feet and dropped like a sack of wet rags down to the actors and the father actually CAUGHT it first try.
I have never in my life seen the 8D face on an actual person until that day.
IT GOT BETTER
When I was in eighth grade, our neighbouring highshool put on a production of suessical. I guess whoever was in charge of the mics that performance forgot to mute the mic of an actor who had just left the stage for a quickchange. This was just asĀ āHow Sadā started. So as cat in the hat, comes strolling onto stage crying. The girl getting changed yelledĀ āFuck my pants are stuck help!!ā Only to discover her microphone was still on.
My last high school show was Macbeth, which we performed in a post-apocalypse setting because setting Shakespeare in interesting places/times always spices things up
So Rory, the boy playing Macbeth, had this quickchange after killing king Duncan out of his regular clothes and into these abysmal ripped up pajama bottoms and a wifebeater, so he looked like heād been sleeping and not murdering kings when he next came out onstage. My bro playing Banquo and I were backstage pretty much every time he had to make this change, which wasnāt even all that fast, and so we were present for the incident.
Rory got stuck in his costume.Ā
I think what happened is that Rory put his head through the armhole of the wifebeater? Iām honestly not sure. We just kind of saw him flailing around in the dark backstage, trying to fix his shirt, and eventually he gave up on it with it stuck around his pallid skinny torso like a Miss America pageant sash. Obviously Banquo and I realize he cannot go onstage looking like this, and Iām trying to fix his costume while sheās dying of laughter and thereās like 30 secondsĀ ātil his cue line and heās still stuck and also has given up.
He says to me, in the grimmest of voices,Ā āI just gotta do it,ā and bursts through the curtains onto the stage.Ā
The entire backstage is dead silent. Heās gotta be onstage like this through the discovery of the death of the king, which is supposed to be one of the saddest most dramatic/emotional scenes of the play, and his skinny hairless chest is probably reflecting the stage lights like a mirror. Weāre all peeking through the curtains trying to see if Macduff breaks character and laughs.
To their credit, Macduff didnāt. But then the girl playing Lennox had to continue on with her and Roryās lines while Macduff went and discovered the kingās body, and Lennox is going on about this great storm that woke their traveling party up and ruined their campsite the night before, and oh god, the dread leading up to this line. Rory, Macbeth, with his ripped pajama trousers and his shirt barely even on, quite frankly looking like a debauched mess, utters the following line:
āāTwas a rough night.ā
The entire backstage lost their shit. Out in the audience, I saw the costumer slowly lower her head into her hands.
We called himĀ āMiss Scotlandā for the rest of the run
Hufflepuff aesthetic: sitting after a long day; pulling your blanket back on when it falls off in the night; broken cinnamon sticks; jumpers that are too big; putting on warm socks; your pet resting their head on your lap; butterfly kisses; extra creamy hot chocolate; humming in the morning;
Gryffindor aesthetic: being breathless after running; spinning fast on office chairs; untying your hair; having dirty feet; finishing big breakfast; holding hands; fire crackling; having red lips from berries; burning the tips of your fingers on hot drinks; brushing your hands through fur;
Slytherin aesthetic: making perfect paper creases; sucking on ice; rooms with high ceilings; looking up at the stars; getting up for a drink of water at night; brushing your hair behind your ears; heels clicking on polished floors; dancing home alone; driving fast; jumping high on trampolines; charcoal on fingers; blasting music on headphones; being light-headed after a sleep in;
Ravenclaw aesthetic: covering your eyes with your hair; cold wind on your face; brushed teeth; finishing a long book series; wearing extravagant clothes at home for no reason; sipping lemonade through straws; multi-tasking; hot showers; staying up late; quiet music; the taste of mint; perfectly sharpened pencils;
TRUMP WON BOTH POPULAR AND ELECTORALLLLLL
What started as a protest against President-Elect Donald Trump soon turned to violent riots.
The mainstream media propaganda keeps saying the protests are āpeacefulā, which everyone knows is a load of sh*t.Ā Hillary supporters are violent demons.Ā They accuse us of the hate, but they are the ones causing the real violence everywhere.
Bunch of brainwashed zombies.Ā MSM is responsible for their stupidity.
Seems a little bit racist to wash out all of the black, Asian, Hispanic, even maybe Native American, people who actually voted for Trumpā¦
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Say it with me now:
No one fucking cares about her gender only you do, anon.
People hate her because sheās a corrupt politician, not because sheās female.
How can they not see the hypocrisy???
Hillary Clinton and the DNC paid people to be violent at Trump rallies.
Clinton supporters physically assaulted Trump supporters
Clinton supporters suicide baited and threatened 3rd party voters
Clinton supporters are making comments about assassinating Trump
Clinton supporters are threatening civil war, and threatening to attack white people and all 3rd party voters
Clinton supporters have turned protests against the election into riots.
But it is Clinton supporters who are āso scared about the violence they might face in the coming months.ā
You donāt need to fear āthe violence,ā because you are the ones causing it.
#WarOnTrump
Honestly, None of the people I know, who are telling people to stop destroying and burning African American businesses that havenāt affiliated with a candidate, even said something about a Starbucks cup. And thatās exactly what happened, no one rioted over a damn Starbucks cup. There werenāt crowds of people beating other people up over a Starbucks cup. In fact, the entire anti-Starbucks was over literally a couple people mentioned it and the media got a hold of it and made it out to be like there was this whole big movement against Starbucks when there never was.Ā
Even if there was,Ā
Actually beating up and damaging property of the innocent and threatening to kill peopleĀ does not equate to a Facebook rant or two.
#waronliberals by VOTINGĀ āEM OUT!
Next elections? keep the ball rolling. In the words of our President-Elect:Ā āGETĀ āEM OUTTA HEREā
Asshats: Why canāt you just accept Drumpf as president and not attack/slander/belittle him. Show some respect.
Me, remembering how Fox News and Drumpf have been dragging Obama since 2008 over bullshit/for no real reason:
Actually, you are allowed to question/examine a president's policies and choices. Legitimate criticism is fine actually quite welcome. What you fail to point out is that while we have been criticizing Obama's decisions we never rejected him as our next president nor did we "protest" (riot) and and attack him and his supporters. I mean you all were freaking out on Trump when he said he would get back to you on how he would take a Clinton win, saying that he had to accept her as the next president as that's how a democracy works but when he wins none of you are accepting him and somehow that's okay now because it's fine for you to reject him because "your beliefs are obviously better and more valid" so that allows you to get away with such blatant hypocrisy?!!?
I am sick and tired of the whole, "but Trump was endorsed by the KKK how can you support him?" First of all anyone can endorse you that doesn't mean you personally agree with their beliefs. Second Hillary was also endorsed by the KKK, https://www.google.com/amp/www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-14/ku-klux-klan-grand-dragon-will-quigg-endorses-hillary-clinton-for-president%3Fcontext%3Damp?client=ms-android-sprint-mvno-us , the only difference between her endorsement from them and Trump's was that Trump's campaign released this: the Trump campaign has released aĀ statementĀ rejecting the endorsement: "Mr. Trump and the campaign denounces hate in any form. This publication is repulsive and their views do not represent the tens of millions of Americans who are uniting behind our campaign." While Hillary did not reject it in the least, mainly because some of her close friends are KKK members.
Who did this
she will have whoever made this killed