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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
sheepfilms
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
blake kathryn
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@captcaptain
I made a Mii of you hope that's alright
hell yeah
i do like mozzarella lemonade and honey!
I'm very tired and briefly considered the possibility that British people enjoy a weird delicacy called "mozzarella lemonade"
get a load of this guy who's never had mozzarella lemonade
woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"
Why?
KNITTING TYPO
thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...
In the spirit of penis
*nods sagely* in the spirit of penis
my university library yearns for the dashcon ball pit
god, don’t we all
don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
Nobody has to be a hero for anyone else, that's kinda the whole point.
Bury Your Gays - Chuck Tingle
i'm being so brave about it. i don't have to delete every single thing the moment i realize someone else might see it, i can let it exist and be acknowledged. it exist badly and be acknowledged. i'm so normal about everything all the time
Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?
* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
*The King in Yellow
* The Lottery
* The Masque of the Red Death
* The Monkey’s Paw
* The Most Dangerous Game
* The Nameless City
* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
* There Will Come Soft Rains
*The Yellow Wallpaper
* The Veldt
* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”
Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
The King in Yellow
The Lottery
The Masque of the Red Death
The Monkey’s Paw
The Most Dangerous Game
The Nameless City
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
There Will Come Soft Rains
The Yellow Wallpaper
The Veldt
“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”
Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison
The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**
The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe
The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs
The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell
The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
The Veldt by Ray Bradbury
Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:
All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury
*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words
**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.
Luna
we all know this classic way
"it's not that deep bro"<-guy who refuses to examine personal biases and grow as a person
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
World Heritage Post
You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right
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immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
pangrams and a simple edit
[link because tumblr was giving me trouble]
i haven't edited anything since i was a teenager and i remember nothing, but i'd like to learn. biggest problem with that being i have nothing to edit, so i recorded a video of myself reading off four english pangrams i got from wikipedia :)
it's nothing fancy or complicated. just matched audio to video and cut out some silences.
below are the pangrams used in the order they were said.
Blowzy night frumps vex'd Jack Q.
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Quick nymph buys vex fjord waltz.
I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green
