Captain's blog

just me on my mobile, don't mind me

[animusrox]

Holiday Knights The New Batman Adventures

[icel]

so i was in the shipyard area in paris and i saw this boat off in the distance by itself

so i swam up to it

and what i found was a man shaking and muttering to himself, a dead body, and 20 cats

[askcosplaysenpai]

The photos aren’t loading on mobile, and I sincerely hope this is a videogame and not real life.

[infiniteedge]

[eidosgalaxypub-deactivated20240]

[deadblog293898210398]

please do not post your 4% finished wips publically on picrew. you do not need to do this. there is  a preview function you can use for testing without publishing it. please do that. if your picrew is just one item wtih like 4 colors and maybe like 2 other items that are just invisible please do not make other people look at that.

please do not make me open something like this again. please make an effort

[deadblog293898210398]

people with no face or clothes are NOT allowed into the country

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[mercilessmime]

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

[the-original-b]

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

[securityunit-ese]

Okay so like…A few weeks ago I saw this in a dollar store and thought it was pretty neat so I bought it

and now I’m wondering if I jinxed myself because like a couple of weeks after, I  bought this:

[securityunit-ese]

he’s looking more and more like the plate every day, i think i did accidentally buy a prophetic plate

[securityunit-ese]

I think the brown is taking over purposely so he can match the plate???

[securityunit-ese]

getting entirely too similar for comfort

possibly he is growing to match the plate?

[mindfulwrath]

the portrait of Doggian Gray

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[hwardlaunch]

Just a little note here: my aunt is almost 49 years old and is a beautiful, strong, fantastically brave trans lesbian. She holds that title proudly and always wants people to know that you can find love and discover your true identity no matter what age. She fully transitioned about 3 years ago and only knew her true identity at the age of 40. She lived a full life previous to her transition, was married to somebody else and even has a daughter (who is in a wonderful polyamorous relationship) and she regrets absolutely nothing from her life and how and when she transitioned and found the true love of her life.

So everyone please know not to be afraid to discover yourself and find love at any age. You are all wonderful and lovely and my aunt didn’t tell me to say this directly to you all but it is something that she always preaches heavily and i thought the people should know

[gauntletqueen]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[lesbianralzarek]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sartorialadventure]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[mrawkweird]

It really would be a shame if something happened to this wholesome family.

So it’s a shame that everything’s telling me something’s gonna happen to this wholesome family.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[motopoppp]

This is the funniest thing ever, everyone else go home

[yuumei-art]

Blizzard banned pro Hearthstone winner for supporting free Hong Kong and took away his prize money. It would be SUCH A SHAME if Mei became a symbol of Hong Kong democracy and got Overwatch banned in China like Pooh did.

Join us! Draw this in your style or any blizzard game characters as a Hong Kong protester. Don't let the Chinese government control our free speech!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[goweninsane]

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

[goweninsane]

like this

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

[liquid-geodes]

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

[goweninsane]

Say no more

[liquid-geodes]

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

[cacoughphany]

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

[liquid-geodes]

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

[cacoughphany]

i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

[helloitsbees]