Insert Smart Remark Here

Hello there! My name is Adrienne. Mentally dating a Kenway. Part of the Bro army and an Audience member. Part of the Scout Regiment in my heart. If anyone has short story requests I will gladly write them just message me.

[talionislex-deactivated20131217]

[valkyriecain]

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

[coloneldonut]

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

[opheliarosaline-deactivated2019]

This is my kind of humor

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[itsourfamilybusiness]

IT GOT BETTER

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[markiplier]

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Spooky…

[dyketm]

thinkin bout sherlock’s best man speech

[fractalling]

My new mantra when things get out of hand

Your existence is not an annoyance Your existence does not hurt others Your existence is valuable Your existence is ever changing Your existence is a pure undiluted sound You are pure light Your body is comprised of innocent reverberating atoms Your soul comprised of all that you love Love your existence Appreciate your existence You are wonderful so let yourself be

[skygenders]

The Lion King and Tumblr

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

• i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

[thenightvisions-deactivated2018]

every time i listen to radioactive

[slunchy]

what i wanna fuckin do every time i listen to radioactive

[positroniic-blog]

Do you ever try talking your muse out of something and just--

[belladxne]

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

[sswishswishstab-blog]

[chief-rumbly-noises]

WHY WHY WHY

[colinjfarrellss-deactivated2017]

[captianrum]

Y O U ’ R E  M Y  M I S S I O N

[sandandglass]

[sandandglass]

Never letting this die

[crappyyoutubeblog]

PLEASE READ

Hey guys! I’m doing a biology project to prove that YouTube is a great coping mechanism. So please reblog this if YouTube is or has been a good source of happiness or a good coping mechanism for you. Thanks! :)

[ptxfanbase-deactivated20190527]

superfruit tho

[wilford-warfstache]

YouTube is what I look forward too after a day of putting up with assholes

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

[latitudeoctopus]

Wait what? Then what do they use?

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

they don’t have a word

[cathagbheag]

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

[w-y-r-d-deactivated20140914]

the fuck is a fortnight

[scrapethegreyskyclean-blog]

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

[theshadyslut]

We say “two weeks”

[star-spangled-jackass]

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

[dsmutart-deactivated20160502]

THATS WHAT THAT MEANS?!

[dsmutart-deactivated20160502]

*picks up drawing pen*

*fears failure*

*puts pen back down*

[reality-escape-artist]

When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day.

Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)