CandyDragon Main Blog

My stupid art and random posts. Also gravity falls and other cartoons because I'm trash. If you want to check out more of my art my art blog is myshittyartposts/CandyDragon! I try to keep updated ^^;

[unexplained-occurrences]

[nqknucks]

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really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them

[jame7t]

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

[0v9]

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

[jame7t]

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

[kcdoos]

👁️ WATCHING / DREAMING 👁️

[metfell]

bill cipher is fucking awesome tbh like thats a perfect purely evil villain. whys he want to destroy reality?? oh because hes basically a fratboy who wants to throw a party forever. fucking king shit.

[bearsmart]

Cannot get enough of the noise Billy West makes in this episode

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

[sosuperawesome]

Giant Crochet Snails // Rock Maker Stitches

[that-gayartist]

🕷🕸The amazing spider Jack 🕸🕷

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

special delivery

[fgrobichiko]

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

[non-compos-mentis-dk]

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[spacedlexi]

i think im finally comfortable drawing them in my style,,

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[bearie]

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

[bearie]

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

i made it

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[bleauberry]

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.