Captain Vampire!

they/them | folk/punk/emo music https://linktr.ee/captvampire

[sandmandaddy69]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

a complete list

so we got the following already:

AFAB = assigned female at birth

AMAB = samesies but for the bros

ACAB = fuck them pigs

AHAB = guy who wants to fuck and/or kill a sperm whale

so I'm gonna give you the other 22. ready? let's go

AAAB: the muuuscle in your miiidseeection

ABAB: 🔥🔥swedish band typo🔥🔥

ACAB: fuck them pigs

ADAB: world's most rad dance move

AEAB: assigned evil at birth

AFAB: doctor said you were a dame right when you slunk out the pusspuss

AGAB: what the doctor said you was when you slopped on outta the verjubit

AHAB: from hell's heart I tap that cetacean or whatever I never read it

AIAB: all investigators are bisexual

AJAB: a friendly poke

AKAB: all kops are bastardz

ALAB: like asexual but for science experiments instead of sexual attraction. short for "alaboratory"

AMAB: doctor said you were a bloke the second you shot out of the ol' utero cannon

ANAB: someone very sneakily trying to name their D&D character after a banana. don't let them get away with it

AOAB: desperately trying to remember the official Maori name for New Zealand but I'm so so bad at spelling

APAB: assigned pussy magnet at birth

AQAB: the guy from the new GAY version of Moby Dick. this version's called Moby Pronouns. the woke agenda has gone too far!!!!!

ARAB: an ethnic group mainly inhabiting the ARAB world in West Asia and North Africa. A significant ARAB diaspora is present in various parts of the world. Arabs have been in the Fertile Crescent for thousands of years. In the 9th century BCE, the As

ASAB: ahh!! stinkyyy!!! aww, baby

ATAB: the thing you start at a bar when you don't want to pay up right away. ALTERNATE JOKE: the thing you hit to go to the next cell in Excel

AUAB: sound a turtle makes when it's ramming ham

AVAB: only known word to be a perfect anagram of both "balaclava" AND "baklava"

AWAB: assigned weeb at boston

AXAB: amnestic XK-class anomalous being

AYAB: alla youse are bullshit

AZAB: mystery option. nobody knows what this one is. if you know what this one is, send your knowledge to the Pentagon and they will send you a shiny American penny.

glad to help out!! just playing my small role in the queer community. fuck cops also

[crabussy]

nonbinary robot call that androidgynous

[beelzeebub]

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

[greelin]

fortunately for me i have the transgender nature so i can find transgenderism in many things. if they did not want me to do that they should not have made things so transgenderly. not my fault

[captvampire]

thinking about the part of dracula where it stops being normal dracula and turns into a short story about a bunch of confused sailors slowly getting eaten by dracula on a boat

[birdandmoon]

Racer or Ratsnake?

[flumptonbronzebottom]

Illustration from an 1881 issue of Sydney Punch magazine.

[captvampire]

Sometimes I think about WB Yeats kicking Aleister Crowley down the stairs and I think, "yeah, me too"

[captvampire]

In other news, here is a song I wrote

[captvampire]

Sometimes I think about WB Yeats kicking Aleister Crowley down the stairs and I think, "yeah, me too"

[woodlandfolkpunk]

This is folk punk

[ll-again]

Finally saw my first blaze post and it's just

[weslangstudios]

[captvampire]

welcome back to hell!!!

[captvampire]

i haven't been on tumblr for like two months and it's weird

[captvampire]

Visit Original Link

My latest song.

[laurbyboom]

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