[capybruh]

i might remake my tumblr. all my friends are doing it so 🤷‍♂️

[capybruh]

okay it's live @amonman

[mona-l1sa]

[capybruh]

i might remake my tumblr. all my friends are doing it so 🤷‍♂️

[soumal]

Handmade quilt

insta | youtube

[thesassyducks]

Ducklings having their first swim 🌼🌸😍 

(Source)

[pyraffin-drgo]

Baby ducks for your troubles of sticking with me, followers

[ewaneneollav]

[planet-motherfucker]

[thottavius-rex]

is this real?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

[nothinghererightnow-deactivated]

[tabloidsores]

[jasper-rolls]

i wish sixpence hadn’t blocked me so i could reblog the actual post because it’s hands down the funniest thing they’ve ever written

[svagt]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[pitbolshevik]

"parasite in chief in her idiot hat" still makes me fucking cry laughing

[pitbolshevik]

[rem-ir]

My favorite genre of fandom headcanon is that a fictional man has no ass. It is almost always in response to people being attracted to him. It’s like, you want him? Well he may bring a lot to the table but he is NOT bringing it to the chair! You still want him now? This bootyless fellow? This assless chap?

[rem-ir]

this is what i originally thought the assless chaps card in CAH was about, btw. i didn't know it was a style of clothing. you MAY make fun of me... ONCE.

[aurotoiras]

Me *scrolling through my posts like a king*

Mediocre

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Ha, I must show this post haste to mine betrothed

Mediocre

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[theweirdwideweb]

[pwesident]

[hedgehog-moss]

Told my mum to make sure to wear boots when she goes in the woods because I saw a viper the other day, and she said “When I was a kid I used to catch snakes, occasionally a little viper, and tie them around the doorknob of my bedroom so my brothers wouldn’t dare to enter and I’d have some peace.” I was like, didn’t Grandma mind finding venomous snakes hanging from the doorknobs in her house? and she said pensively “Sometimes she threw them out the window. Sometimes she said she didn’t want to interfere in our ‘children’s business’“