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they/them • 9teen

[vintxgemiseries]

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

[jadeinretrogrde]

tumblr users on march 15th

[stealingpotatoes]

happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances

[gawkinggeek-deactivated20250920]

12:01 a.m. on november 1st

[greeniery]

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

[marisatomay]

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

[nyukaart]

Let me introduce you to, NightFrost

[mammutblog]

bat brooding, batrooding, if you will

[gumuhit]

you’re going to love again, find a job again, create art again, do what you love again, feel powerful again. you’re going to be back on track. i don’t know when, but you are going to feel like yourself again, eventually. this isn’t the end. hang in there.

[necromancelena]

If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

[necromancelena]

This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Types of cotta i know of: terra and panna

[broosepayne]

one day, completely unprompted, Duke sends this image to the Batkids group chat:

it immediately sets off a mass panic:

“dont tell bruce about the explosives”

“if you tell Bruce I drove the batmobile into the harbor I’ll get you”

“Et tu, Brute? After you just introduced me to the Parable of the Sower?”

“NOOOO don’t tell B I threw that egg at him last night!!!!!??? The fuck???”

“Duke I know you are not going to tell B that I sabotaged his date with Khoa”

The group text balloons to over 100 texts within an hour. It’s carnage.

Later, having been distracted by Condiment King spraying mustard all over city hall, Duke responds:

“nah this was going to be me after adding seasoning to Alfred’s beef stew (you’re welcome) but thanks for all the confessions. see u all at dinner 🥘 ”

[basalting]

someone posts a blurry photo of batman with robin captioned 'lets fight crime with mama' and bruce has to pretend it didnt make him cry

[mama-imscared]

Something like this? :)

[marisatomay]

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

[chubby-p1nk]

And now I present you- LET TIM HAS MASCOTS MY GOD. This kid wanted a pet for a long time, Dick has a dog, Damian has... a Zoo- Jason is his own fucking mascot (jk, I love him) BUT TIM DOESN'T. So, I was thinking, and the idea of him having stray birds was my favorite- but I couldn't choose between a bird ideal for spying (Doves) or a bird really cool looking with some mystical meaning behind them (Crows)... So I did both. (And yes, Brat was named after Damian as "Demon Brat")

[ketrindarkdragon]

[brain-dead-bunny]

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good at cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.