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can play hot cross buns on the recorder || queer || they || 23 || AO3 is PerfectlyGruntled

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know why my skin is sparkling and i have this insatiable blood lust

[strangestcase]

Bit by Mormon ):

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

💀💀💀💀💀

[relelvance]

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

[coughloop]

How do you think the dark empathy got in

[softichill]

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[grox]

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its gigglebait. its hehebait

[yandere-angela]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[rubbrcat]

[gloopdimension]

Well okay if you say so

[perti444]

yeah the political state of the world is really bad. i just-

dude your supposed to run across. thats the whole joke. so i can say "woah did you guys see that *looking emoji*" but no. you just HAD to stroll across. obviously they saw you and my joke is ruined. are you happy harold. ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[woman-becomer]

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

[woman-becomer]

these tags make me so mad because you're right

[mimimimimimimiii]

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[titsliker]

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

[titsliker]