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if something is only a little funny, would it be considered a knee tapper?

#ignore me im high and sick

kaijuno

that wild son of a bitch he's gonna do it again

prettyboyhere

the fundamental difference between instagram and tumblr

princenaveen

Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

issaredbih

Makes you think huh

armorabs

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

getetteroo

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

MY AMAZON PACKAGE WAS STOLEN😂😂😂

captain-snark

They were like “this seems important”

skullsontess07

James Potter died wandless, alone, betrayed, and hopeless on a staircase. This man had never been more dedicated to anything IN HIS LIFE then he was to Lily. In his final moments all he did was try to buy them time. Try to save them. Can you imagine dying and not knowing if your wife and son are safe. Can you imagine the failure he would have felt. All of this... all of this and JK Rowling goes “uwu Snape!” I think the fuck not! I WANT JUSTICE!

marleymckitten

YES! 😤

catgirlmoriarty

sky high but it’s about being gay

ronwilsonbusdriver

whitepeopletwitter

harostar

His name is Eugene Goodman. In a now-viral video, he is seen confronting White Supremacists and using himself as bait to provide cover for the evacuation of lawmakers. He was alone in a hallway when the mob reached him, and Congress was being evacuated to the left. He lured the mob away from lawmakers, drawing them in the opposite direction and up the stairs.

Officer Goodman deserves recognition for his amazing bravery and selflessness. Because of him, Congress was evacuated safely and no lawmakers were assassinated on that terrible day. He risked everything to save others, and he is a hero.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/01/eugene-goodman-capitol-police-officer-hero-video.html

dudeinthestacks

But Trymp is giving Bill Belichick the Medal of Freedom next week.

lesbianboboberens

Goodman baiting the mob away from the doors of the Senate chamber bought them the time they needed to shut and barricade the doors. They were closed within seconds of the mobs reaching them, thanks to one officer’s quick thinking.