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[analife]

Ralph & Russo // Haute Couture - Spring 2017

[doctorwh000o]

Blessing your day with some cute ass fluff dragons. Look at these lil sky puppies ❤😍😍😍 Ps i will be posting some actual DW stuff soon i promise

[sibera-the-wanderer]

MY HEART

[tkkatherineblog]

[tami-taylors-hair]

That shit is wild to me though. ‘This doesn’t benefit me personally, so why should I pay taxes for it?’ The VA doesn’t benefit me, so fuck those 25 year olds with traumatic brain injuries. Medicare doesn’t help me out, so grandpa can get bent. I don’t watch Sesame Street, so PBS? Fuck em.

Like, listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here, and part of that is taking care of your fellow fucking human beings. Paying taxes for things you might not use is part of that. And if you view that as theft, you’re a dumb shit who can go live on your own in the tundra and see how well you do.

[anactofcaprise]

What she said.

[eatingcroutons]

we’re trying to have a fucking society here

[sashayed]

me: i feel strongly that everything is bad. all evidence supports this conclusion.

my cat: hm. i have counterpoint

me: impossible. what is it.

my cat:

me, voice trembling: ᵍᵒᵒᵈ  ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

[sadgrl]

[cherishedsuggestions]

you’re too good to be true

[m86-deactivated20171116]

love games! im bad at each and every single one of them

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Tiny hands.

[chubbycattumbling]

[mousenemy]

doctor says i have too many immuno goblins in my blood

[daedricsheep]

Doctor hands you a prescription that just says “roll for initiative”

[mousenemy]

I pick up a prescription at my local pharmacy and they hand me a pill bottle with a d20 in it

[trickytwitch]

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

[dairyqueenofficial]

*machine gun fire* OwO

[tupaya-devushka-blog]

International relationships really are a lot of fun.

[hasenfu]

German: Marienkäfer. Maria’s bug.

[anthonyyahya-deactivated2018051]

And how a bug can be a lady?

[hasenfu]

how can it be Maria’s bug?

[thatbloke-deactivated20180426]

Bitten by a radioactive cicada now all I do is sit in a tree and scream all day

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[lefting-leftaroo-ninja]

I love this post

[anti0ch]

Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown Me: i’m all in baby

[voiceboss]

“Away with you!” I exclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren

“Oh, but we have anything you could ever want,” she cooed. I shook my head.

“I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!” The siren paused for a moment.

“Dank Memes,” she said, “The Dankest Memes you co–” Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water.

[neurodivergent-crow]

“come here, we have free healthcare and-” me: *dives in*

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid