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marbles? lost. armand? kind ꨄ︎ bi | she/her | 22 𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡

[carmillarmand]

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[sortagothsaturday]

Armand looked so good being evil that I almost didn't notice he was wearing some Will Graham ass flannel

[autarkiia]

computa, show me ten thousand gifs of armand crying

[mossycakes]

nightmare blunt rotation but its marius, mael, santino, and pandora

[once-delight]

We need to make Assad Zaman the blorbo of an auteur director, like lets spam del Toro or Eggers with pics until they become just as obsessed/in love as we are and we're guaranteed to see him in a high budget psychosexual historical horror movie playing a lil freak to his hearts content on our screens at least every other year

[carmillarmand]

fareed x armand… meow

[carmillarmand]

at the very least there’s been an influx of new lana del rey armand tiktok edits

[annushka97]

I'm sorry, but if they positevly needed Armand to brand someone they could bring LBF back and give us a juicy torture-sex episode with Armand writing A on Daniel's chest, murmuring "You are mine, beautiful boy" and Daniel loving it as his masochistic dogboy simp, being sad it will heal too fast. But it would involve exploring DM + showing intimacy between men (gasp!), so they've decided to write kkk torture instead.

[partlyironic]

lmao

[carmillarmand]

I see the weekly special at the long table was crumbs, crumbs, and a side of crumbs

[carmillarmand]

Rol-in more like Roled-from-the-source-material-to-ao3

[artemisia-tyche]

We, as a society, need to start simping on Dr Fareed Bhansali harder

[johnconn]

Lestat be like I hate Armand he's a rotten moldy bread kill yourself etc. etc. and then remember Armand like a beautiful melancholic doe-eyed angel in his memories

[notandreweldritch]

[neptunecity]

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[autarkiia]

it was so fucking funny when Louis, the multimillionaire living a life of luxury and opulence, said he dreams of living in a trailer park in the desert. girl this is like cottagecore for rich ppl

[cupidsncheerios]

imo by far the funniest thing about daniel making it to being a worldwide bestseller and then dating armand is that not only does it look like he invented a guy and then forced his controversially young boyfriend to pretend to be that fictional guy, he picked the villain. from every iwtv citizen’s perspective, a world renowned journalist wrote a novel analyzing the cycles of abuse from the perspective of one guy and his evil ass boyfriend, and then declared to the public that he, daniel molloy, can in fact handle allat